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Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans by GettingMetaphysical [ - ]
Summary: A series of smutty one-shots featuring the Doctor getting with himself. Can be read as a continuous story or just a couple of silly one-shots.
Categories: Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era
Characters: None
Genres: Character Study, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash
Warnings: BDSM, Explicit Sex, Swearing
Challenges: None

All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
Here is all of my Doctorcest-fics that tie into each other and has a bearing on an over-arching plot. The storyline is a (relatively) serious attempt at a headcanon that might fit into the series without any noticeable changes.
First Doctor, Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor, Twelfth Doctor - - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Series, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (12th)
Open: Yes

Stop Squabbling and Get On With It! by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
If only the Third and Second Doctors could stop arguing for a minute, maybe the First could have a nice private time with himselves.
First Doctor, Second Doctor, Third Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - None - Fluff, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.09.07 - Updated: 2014.09.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 346

Sentimental by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Third Doctor is always open to new experiences.
Third Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - BDSM - Fluff, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans, All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.02.19 - Updated: 2014.02.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 561

Fashion for the Fettered by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Sixth Doctor decides to pay a visit to his Third self, and what does the ungrateful dandy do? Insult his clothing - even trying to take it off! Well, the Doctor shan't go down without a fight, although he might just go down for something more important...
Third Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mixed, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (6th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline, Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.08.08 - Updated: 2014.08.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2001

My Socks, My Body by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Fourth Doctor catches the Fifth in his knee-high socks. Five will not go unpunished.
Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex - Humor, PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The TARDIS
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.12.15 - Updated: 2014.12.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 774

Safe Word by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
Something goes wrong during a painful session, and the Fifth Doctor has to use the safe word. Hurt/Comfort sweetness ensues.
Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - BDSM - Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2015.03.04 - Updated: 2015.03.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1058

Good Doggy by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
The Fourth Doctor dresses the Fifth up like a dog. Naughty things ensue.
Fourth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - BDSM, Explicit Sex - Humor, PWP, Slash, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2015.01.09 - Updated: 2015.01.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1001

Funk Me by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
The Sixth Doctor seduces the Fourth Doctor into having mindsex. And also the usual type of sex.
Fourth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - Explicit Sex - Introspection, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.06.30 - Updated: 2014.06.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 640

Biological Issues by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 2]
The Fifth Doctor has tried to suppress the effects of a wicked aphrodisiac for weeks. Who else but your future self would you turn to for solving such an intimate problem?
Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Humor, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.05.30 - Updated: 2014.05.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2212

Edging Too Close by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 0]
Cooped up in his bedroom one morning, the Doctor has some much-deserved alone time.
Fifth Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Humor, Introspection, Mixed, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (8th), The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2015.05.06 - Updated: 2015.05.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 945

Sorry, Wrong Number by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
Thinking about someone else during sex is one thing, but what if "someone else" is just you anyway? Wrong number?
Fifth Doctor - Teen - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (5th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.09.07 - Updated: 2014.09.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 358

Toy With Me (Small Victories) by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Seventh Doctor (yet again) rescues his younger self from defeat. The Sixth finds a rather novel way to reconcile his embarrassment. Besides, his older self is adorable, and this time he shan’t slip away!
Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Humor, Introspection, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (7th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline, Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.12.02 - Updated: 2014.12.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2972

Cropped Teatime by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
Six, Seven, and a riding crop. The things you do when you're all by yourself...
Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Multi-Era - Adult - BDSM - PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (7th)
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.02.19 - Updated: 2014.02.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1088

Lazy But Fun by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The Eighth Doctor is needy, the TARDIS is a pervert, and the Sixth's legs are getting tired.
Sixth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era - Teen - Explicit Sex - Humor, PWP, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (8th), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.09.07 - Updated: 2014.09.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 260

Those Were the Days by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 2]
The Tenth and Ninth Doctors meet up, and have a spot of naughty reminiscing while walking to the Old Girl.
Multi-Era, Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Humor, Romance, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline, Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2015.02.18 - Updated: 2015.02.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 925

Screentime for the TARDIS by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
During his 200 years of fleeing his destiny, the Eleventh Doctor is ticking off a list of thing to do before the fixed point of death. In her usual caring but mischievous ways, the TARDIS convinces him of where - and to whom - to go next…
Sixth Doctor, Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - Swearing - Character Study, Humor, Introspection, Missing Scene, Mixed, PWP, Romance, Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans, All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline
Published: 2014.04.22 - Updated: 2014.04.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2574

If Anything Bites, Let It by GettingMetaphysical [Reviews - 1]
The TARDIS does mind where her Doctor sticks his hands. He really shouldn’t be so careless with the psychic controls.
Multi-Era, Twelfth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP, Romance, Standalone
Characters: The Doctor (12th), The Doctor (12th), The TARDIS
Series: All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline, Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans
Published: 2014.12.15 - Updated: 2014.12.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 934



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