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Theories of You and I by Vilinye [ - ]
Summary: Does she marry him or murder him? My stories exploring the life of River Song, golden-haired enigma. Spoilers.
Categories: Multi-Era
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Character Study, Crossover, Drabble, Drama, General, Mixed
Warnings: None
Challenges: None

Hell in High Heels by Vilinye [Reviews - 1]
"Explain to me in terms that I can understand. What happened to time?" "A woman." River Song isn't one to sit passively. Whether it's shooting the Doctor's hats or facing down Weeping Angels, she is ready for the challenge. My one-shots, mostly character studies, for River Song.
Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Character Study, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th)
Series: Theories of You and I
Published: 2012.11.14 - Updated: 2013.07.04 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: No - Word Count: 2322

Empty Cradle by Vilinye [Reviews - 0]
Where did that blue cradle really come from? The Doctor says it's his, but we all know River's rule one is "The Doctor lies." A possible answer from the expanded universe.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: Theories of You and I
Published: 2011.12.02 - Updated: 2011.12.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 696

Variants on a Lullaby by Vilinye [Reviews - 0]
Melody Pond had many lullabies during her life; everyone had their own expectations for the little girl. Three one-shot scenes based on YouTube videos.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene
Characters: Amy Pond, Madame Kovarian, River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Kairos' Song, Theories of You and I
Published: 2012.05.01 - Updated: 2012.05.02 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 781

The Never-Weres of River Song by Vilinye [Reviews - 3]
"Apparently you used up all your remaining regenerations in one go." When River gave up her regenerations for the Doctor, she didn't know what she was doing. He did.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Hurt/Comfort, Introspection
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Theories of You and I
Published: 2012.05.23 - Updated: 2012.05.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 829

Dowsing Rod by Vilinye [Reviews - 1]
If you've never seen someoneís entire life turned inside out, upside-down, and shaken like a snow globe within the space of three seconds, itís well worth watching. T for intensity and one swear word.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Character Study, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene, Series
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Theories of You and I
Published: 2013.01.24 - Updated: 2013.01.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1859

Can I Trust You? by Vilinye [Reviews - 0]
If River Song had known how much trouble Helen Cutter would cause the earth, she would have thrown that woman in front of a Dalek fleet. Oh well.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover
Characters: River Song
Series: Theories of You and I, Just Stories in the End
Published: 2011.12.02 - Updated: 2011.12.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 633

Echo and Song by Vilinye [Reviews - 0]
Think of ten thousand songs, but only ten in common, and the times when we met are those rare occasions when the music synchronizes. He may be on track fifty when I'm on five, or vice versa- River/FutureDoctor, Clare/Henry. Brief nakedness. Crossover with The Time Traveler's Wife.
Other Doctors, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: Theories of You and I, Just Stories in the End
Published: 2012.01.15 - Updated: 2012.01.16 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1457

Bait and Switch by Vilinye [Reviews - 1]
Time can be rewritten. My initial suspicions about The Wedding of River Song, Angels Take Manhattan, and Name of the Doctor
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe
Characters: Amy Pond, Canton Everett Delaware III, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Theories of You and I
Published: 2011.11.26 - Updated: 2013.05.17 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 903

A Good Man and a Better Bullet by Vilinye [Reviews - 1]
Jack really should be careful with this new version of the Doctor.
Multi-Era - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Fluff, Humor, Satire, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Theories of You and I
Published: 2011.11.26 - Updated: 2011.11.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 460

Timepiece by Vilinye [Reviews - 0]
River's time with the Doctor has always been a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-whimey stuff. But the Doctor gave her something to keep the lines straight.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Missing Scene, Standalone
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Kairos' Song, Theories of You and I
Published: 2011.11.26 - Updated: 2011.11.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 244

Halfway out of the Dark by Vilinye [Reviews - 3]
"He," River announced to the empty room, "is being a bloody idiot." --After Manhattan, the Doctor withdraws from everyone, but River Song's not letting him check out so easily.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Characters: River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Theories of You and I
Published: 2012.12.25 - Updated: 2012.12.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2206

Hold Me Too Tight by Vilinye [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor doesn't want this night at the Singing Towers to end. Inspired by "As Long as You're Mine" from Wicked.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - None
Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Kairos' Song, Theories of You and I
Published: 2012.03.15 - Updated: 2012.03.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 375

River, Pond; Melody, Song by Vilinye [Reviews - 0]
In fifteen minutes, at midnight on the thirteenth of Delution, the Guabancexian Parliament will execute the infamous criminal River Song. The Guabancexian Parliament believes that I am River Song. ---Melody Pond
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama
Characters: Original Companion, River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Sparks and Strays, Theories of You and I
Published: 2012.01.06 - Updated: 2012.05.29 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: No - Word Count: 11212

Little Soul, Big World by Vilinye [Reviews - 1]
"What, they come in pairs now? Another gorram crazy girl who could kill us all in our sleep?" After escaping the suit, Melody Pond's path interects with the crew from Serenity. Pre-movie for Firefly, slightly off on Melody's timeline, mostly canon for DW. Focus on River Tam.
Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Crossover, Drama, General
Characters: River Song
Series: Theories of You and I, Just Stories in the End
Published: 2012.02.18 - Updated: 2012.02.18 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1662



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