Paranoid Seat (Rachel Paterson)

Member since: 2006.03.08
Website: http://rachelrambleson.wordpress.com

Things I am:
-A girl
-A Brit
-Easily distracted by shiny things
-A bugger for not finishing long stories
-24 years old
-A lesbian
-A Zoology graduate
-A proud member of the Easily Entertained Minority
-A femslash-fangirl
-Owner of a classic series TARDIS key
-Wearer of the T-Shirt of Rassilon
-Terrifyingly geeky
-An amateur in the world of Doctor Who fanfics
-Known as purple_bug on LiveJournal

Stories

Ὕστερον πρότερον by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 1]
The locals of Epsilon Xi have a troubled future ahead of them. Or possibly behind them. Mel's getting a bit muddled with all this, actually.

Characters: Ace McShane, Mel Bush, Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.10.22
  • Updated: 2008.10.22
  • Chapters: 2
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 8702

A Time for Change by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 3]
One of the greatest art galleries in the galaxy, a Time Lord who maintains it by routinely breaking the Laws of Time, a woman who was once Pharaoh, and a job offer.

Characters: Erimem, Erimem, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.12.08
  • Updated: 2007.12.08
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2031

Afunctionalism by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 11]
A quick one-shot. The idea popped into my head this morning and made me laugh immediately. For that, it deserved to be written, and here it is.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.04.09
  • Updated: 2006.04.09
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 215

Christmas in George Square by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 2]
During a seemingly quiet visit to Scotland, Peri takes the opportunity to introduce Erimem to a new experience.

  • Fifth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Femslash, Fluff, Romance, Vignette

Characters: Erimem, Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.05.15
  • Updated: 2008.05.16
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 947

Companion Drabbles by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 8]
A collection of 100-word drabbles about the Doctor's companions over the years. Written for the challenge in the LJ comm 'doctorwho_100'.

  • Multi-Era
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Action/Adventure, General

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.12.19
  • Updated: 2007.07.20
  • Chapters: 5
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 3305

Dating in the Workplace by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 19]
If anyone had asked the Doctor whether he begrudged his companions their interpersonal relationships, he would’ve denied it strenuously, with much hand-waving and/or babbling. Because it was true! For the most part.

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.08.22
  • Updated: 2007.08.22
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2471

Happens To Me All the Time by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 2]
Archaeology is the search for facts, not truth. Although most of the time, Benny finds that it is more about trying not to get killed.

Characters: Bernice Summerfield, Lady Christina de Souza
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.11.17
  • Updated: 2009.11.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2018

How Very 1920s by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor dances with an old friend, while Charley dances with a new one.

Characters: Charley Pollard, Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (8th), Zoe Heriot
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.01.04
  • Updated: 2009.01.04
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3138

I Believe by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 2]
A collection of drabbles inspired by the lines of a song. An exploration into what keeps the Doctor travelling, and why he does it with friends.

  • Multi-Era
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Character, Study, Drabble

Characters: The Doctor (Unspecified), Unspecified Companion
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.07.19
  • Updated: 2006.07.19
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 982

Kiss and Tell by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 1]
Another planet, another revolution, another day in jail. Thankfully, the company is better than usual.

Characters: Ace McShane, Ace McShane, Charley Pollard, Charley Pollard, Charley Pollard
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.10.21
  • Updated: 2011.10.21
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2300

Making an Ass Out of You and Me by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 0]
Misinterpretations are very easily made when travelling in time and space.

Characters: Original Companion, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.04.30
  • Updated: 2009.04.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4381

Memories and Mesmers by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 0]
She's a sceptical scientist missing some memories. She's a street-smart Time Lady who's rather good at cards. They fight pirates.

  • Multi-Era
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Action/Adventure, Femslash

Characters: Liz Shaw, Romana II
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.07.20
  • Updated: 2007.07.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 7507

Places of Safety by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 1]
Erimem finds the most joy inside the TARDIS.

  • Fifth Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Character Study, Femslash, Fluff, Introspection, Missing Scene, Romance, Vignette

Characters: Erimem, Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.11.12
  • Updated: 2012.11.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2103

Predestination Parenting by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 9]
“Sorry, I don’t take passengers who can’t tie their own shoelaces. Running’s an important part of the job description.”

Characters: Barbara Wright, Barbara Wright, Donna Noble, Donna Noble, Ian Chesterton, Ian Chesterton, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.10.05
  • Updated: 2007.10.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4043

Refuge by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 5]
Her eyes are closed now; she’s slipped into unconsciousness.
“This is not good. This is so very very not good.”

  • Tenth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Character, Study, Fluff, Introspection

Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.07.20
  • Updated: 2007.07.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3712

Searching by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 8]
Evelyn finds some unexpected company.

Characters: Evelyn Smythe, The Doctor (6th), Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.12.09
  • Updated: 2008.12.09
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1343

Somewhere Else by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 0]
Charley, Zoe and the Doctor go back to the TARDIS for tea. Epilogue to 'How Very 1920s'.

Characters: Charley Pollard, Charley Pollard, The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (8th), Zoe Heriot
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.01.15
  • Updated: 2009.01.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1585

Suffering in Silence by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 0]
Glitz has another wakeful night.

Characters: Charley Pollard, Mel Bush, Mel Bush, Other Character(s), Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.01.05
  • Updated: 2010.01.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 100

The Doctor and Clyde Go Adventuring (or, Don't Drink the Water) by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 11]
Clyde doesn't quite get the outer space adventure he hoped for.

Characters: Clyde Langer, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.11.26
  • Updated: 2008.11.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1641

They Laugh With All Their Might by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 0]
The Fifth Doctor fixes Donna.

Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.01.05
  • Updated: 2010.01.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 100

Tick Tock by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor's been hearing things in the TARDIS. Whispers of something elsewhere in time, murmurs of someone far from home - maybe her newfound women's intuition can help?

Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.05.22
  • Updated: 2006.05.22
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 6080

Time Lords in Floppy Hats by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor has escaped the justice of the Time Lords and hidden away on Earth. Two agents from the Celestial Intervention Agency are sent to retrieve him, but it's not all fun and games searching for a renegade on an alien planet.

'Unbound: Exile' audio, missing scenes.

  • Other Doctors
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Alternate Universe, General, Humor, Missing Scene

Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.04.02
  • Updated: 2010.04.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1643

Torvic by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 1]
Many hundreds of years ago, a young boy made a terrible mistake. Terrified of the consequences, he then made a deal with the one person you should never bargain with.

Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.05.30
  • Updated: 2006.05.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1031

Trip the Light Fantastic by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor gives Rose a short lesson in poetry, vocabulary and turn of phrase with some dancing thrown in for good measure. Hints of Ten/Rose.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.04.12
  • Updated: 2006.04.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1415

Visitors by Paranoid Seat [Reviews - 0]
Out in the black, guests are transient, mysterious and confusing. A Firefly-crossover drabble - prologue to an eventual chaptered fic.

Characters: The Doctor (Unspecified)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.02
  • Updated: 2007.03.02
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 100