Cryptile ()

Member since: 2006.02.08
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Shortish carbon-based hominid with proclivities towards obtuse and erratic diatribes. Enjoys pedantry, passive-aggression, walking around in the dark and Doctor Who.




Stories

An Irksome Word and Task by Cryptile [Reviews - 12]
The stars are going out all over Creation, and he's at a Christmas party. In Lannet.

Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.12.23
  • Updated: 2006.12.23
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 9529

Come To Dust by Cryptile [Reviews - 11]
Everything has its time, everything burns, and everything dies. Rose Tyler reflects on her time with the man in the blue box.

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.02.22
  • Updated: 2006.02.22
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3760

Companion Piece by Cryptile [Reviews - 16]
Not anyone's story, but possibly everyone's.

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.04.05
  • Updated: 2006.04.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 583

Downtime by Cryptile [Reviews - 23]
So much for leaving at Christmas.

Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.04.17
  • Updated: 2006.04.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4418

Helter Skelter by Cryptile [Reviews - 8]
He's a bit busy with saving the world, and this shopgirl isn't helping.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.03.09
  • Updated: 2006.03.09
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2776

Here There Be by Cryptile [Reviews - 26]
Rose Tyler battles Prehistoric Beasts, Torquay housewives and her new therapist.

Characters: Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, Torchwood
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.11.02
  • Updated: 2006.11.10
  • Chapters: 4
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 32036

Hey Now Hey Now by Cryptile [Reviews - 15]
Rose Tyler learns about universal constants.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.07.03
  • Updated: 2006.07.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 7243

Jackie Tyler in the Fourth Dimension by Cryptile [Reviews - 17]
Jackie Tyler hates time travel.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Cybermen, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (Author-Created), The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.05.04
  • Updated: 2006.05.04
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2437

Make the Man by Cryptile [Reviews - 21]
Ode to a black leather jacket.

  • Tenth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Character, Study, Introspection, Missing, Scene

Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.03.23
  • Updated: 2006.03.23
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1768

Man in the Blue Box by Cryptile [Reviews - 15]
A fairy tale. Possibly.

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.07.14
  • Updated: 2006.07.14
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 616

No Company For Old Men by Cryptile [Reviews - 16]
"Who are you and what did you do with the Brigadier?"

Characters: Unspecified Companion
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.10.24
  • Updated: 2007.10.24
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 7253

Past Due by Cryptile [Reviews - 76]
The Doctor gets in over his head searching for a dangerous relic from the Time War, meaning that Jack and Rose will have to bail him out. Too bad he's packed them off on a holiday.

Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.02.22
  • Updated: 2007.02.26
  • Chapters: 20
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 61978

Ragged Pair of Claws by Cryptile [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor and Rose visit the Cambrian.

  • Ninth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • General
  • Character, Study, Introspection, General

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.02.23
  • Updated: 2006.02.23
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1265

The Angel In the House by Cryptile [Reviews - 10]
A conversation with a statue is one-sided, but not in the way you'd think.

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.04.29
  • Updated: 2010.04.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1370

The Lonely God(zilla) by Cryptile [Reviews - 39]
Because nothing else is canon.

Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.05.01
  • Updated: 2006.05.01
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1732