Ceefax The Sane ()

Member since: 2008.03.14
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Series

Animal Natures by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 0]
The team are being transformed into animals...

  • Torchwood
  • Explicit Sex, Swearing
  • Het, Humor, Series, Slash

Characters: None

Stories

A Tale of Pterodactyls by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 2]
Jack/Ianto. Myfanwy's missing, and Ianto's worried.

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Myfanwy
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.03.14
  • Updated: 2008.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 538

Captain by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 5]
It's one of those annoying ones where you can't really summarise it without negating the point of the story. Suffice to say, it's short, it consists almost entirely of sex, and the good guys come out on top at the end.

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.03.03
  • Updated: 2009.03.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1961

Desires by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 5]
Don't make sarcastic requests of the one you send to run the errands.

  • Torchwood
  • Teen
  • None
  • Drabble, General, Humor

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.12.14
  • Updated: 2008.12.14
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 103

Dogs and Cats by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 9]
Gwen/Rhys, Jack/Ianto. A sequel to Of Cats, Rats and Men. Jack and Ianto have been transformed into animals, and Gwen and Rhys are pet-sitting.

  • Torchwood
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex, Swearing
  • Het, Humor, Slash

Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Rhys Williams
Series: Animal Natures

  • Published: 2008.07.18
  • Updated: 2008.07.18
  • Chapters: 2
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 11987

Happy Endings by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
What could have been (and what was).

  • Torchwood
  • Teen
  • Swearing
  • Alternate Universe, General, Vignette

Characters: Captain John Hart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Myfanwy, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, Suzie Costello, Toshiko Sato
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.11.14
  • Updated: 2008.11.14
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1320

Inversion by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 4]
Gwen finds herself faced with a version of Rhys that isn't hers. Gwen/Rhys, AU!Ianto/AU!Rhys, AU!Jack/AU!Gwen

  • Torchwood
  • Teen
  • Swearing
  • Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Het, Slash

Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Rhys Williams
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.11.25
  • Updated: 2008.11.25
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 5390

Of Cats, Rats and Men by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 8]
Jack/Ianto. An accident with an alien device has transformed Owen and Jack into animals. Now the others have to find a way to turn them back.

  • Torchwood
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex, Swearing
  • Fluff, Humor, Slash

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: Animal Natures

  • Published: 2008.03.14
  • Updated: 2008.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3073

Old Friends by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
Jack introducing his old friend to his team doesn't go exactly as planned.

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.03.14
  • Updated: 2008.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 384

Old Life by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 2]
Ianto and Lisa.

  • Torchwood
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex, Swearing
  • Angst, Drama, Het

Characters: Ianto Jones, Lisa Hallett
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.03.14
  • Updated: 2008.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 436

Other World by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 0]
AU. Half a Drabble.

  • Torchwood
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Alternate Universe, Drabble, General

Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.08.12
  • Updated: 2008.08.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 55

Our Man From the Council by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 4]
PWP. Jack/Ianto/Idris threesome. And if you're wondering who the hell Idris is, he's the mayor's secretary from the Doctor Who episode Boom Town, who also made an appearance in the Torchwood novel The Twilight Streets. In short, a Welsh sandwich, with Boeshaneian filling.

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.09.20
  • Updated: 2008.09.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 7437

Partners and Parents by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
AU. Jack's the father, Ianto's the uncertain young step-parent, and the others are the kids.

  • Torchwood
  • Teen
  • Swearing
  • Action/Adventure, Slash

Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Myfanwy, Owen Harper, Suzie Costello, Toshiko Sato
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.10.11
  • Updated: 2008.10.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 9200

Reaction by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
Jack/Ianto drabble, featuring knitting.

  • Torchwood
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Drabble, Humor, Slash

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.03.14
  • Updated: 2008.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 103

Road Trip by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 6]
The boys have chocolate.

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.07.02
  • Updated: 2008.07.02
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 104

Soldier Boy by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 6]
Jack and Ianto play with uniforms. There's mention (although not terribly spoilery) of that thing that Jack asked Martha for in Reset. Contains sex, spanking, roleplay, and inappropriate laundry practices.

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.03.14
  • Updated: 2008.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3649

Somewhere In Wales by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 1]
The countryside. Again.

  • Torchwood
  • Teen
  • Swearing
  • Crossover, Drabble, Humor

Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.03.14
  • Updated: 2008.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 105

Spoilers by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 3]
It's not easy, knowing about the future. A conversation between Jack and, well, anyone you like, really. But my money's on either Rose or Suzie. (Despite the title, there are no actual spoilers within the story.)

  • Torchwood
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Drabble, General, Humor

Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.06.16
  • Updated: 2008.06.16
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 103

Stranded by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 11]
AU. It's Ianto's first time. For a threesome with Jack and an alien, that is.

  • Torchwood
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex
  • Alternate Universe, Romance, Slash, Standalone

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.04.20
  • Updated: 2008.04.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 9051

The Brides of the Sheikh by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 1]
Ianto/Toshiko, Ianto/Jack, (Jack/Rose) Jack's the ruler of a little desert penisula known as Bho-Shiyn, where Ianto arrives looking for a clue to his past.

  • Ninth Doctor, Torchwood
  • Teen
  • Explicit Violence, Swearing
  • Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Het, Mystery, Romance, Slash

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, Toshiko Sato
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.03.14
  • Updated: 2008.03.15
  • Chapters: 2
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 13390

Theosis by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 1]
AU. Jack visits a monastery in search of information, and finds a whole lot more besides.

  • Torchwood
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex
  • Alternate Universe, Romance, Slash

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.01.12
  • Updated: 2009.01.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 9374

Trapped by Ceefax The Sane [Reviews - 2]
Owen and Ianto are trapped. And bored.

  • Torchwood
  • Teen
  • Swearing
  • Drabble, General, Humor

Characters: Ianto Jones, Owen Harper
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.06.16
  • Updated: 2008.06.16
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 103