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Girl!Crack Universe by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Femslash AU bits I wrote /quite/ early on.
Characters: None
Goosnake!Master by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The legend continues.
Characters: None
Killing the Groundhog: A Controlled Outcome by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The original and the coda. In which the Master does not enjoy time paradoxes, Jo's opinions on fashion, Agatha Christie's later works or the Doctor's proclivity to resort to date-rape drugs to get out of talking about their past. In which the Master does enjoy pungee pits, Pimm's Cups and winning.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, UNIT, The Master (Delgado)
"No, Seriously, The Enemy Within" by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The terrible origins of the later, longer goosnake!Master fic.
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Roberts)
Series: Goosnake!Master
"What are grits, anyway?" by x_los [Reviews - 5]
Towards an explanation.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
1913: A Must-Visit for Masters by x_los [Reviews - 0]
“The best thing since the whole ‘exiled to Earth’ farrago.”
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Jacobi), The Master (Simm), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: None
A Helping Hand by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"Any Doctor/Any Master: One has the other held captive, is watching him on a security camera and taking advantage of the opportunity. Anything OTHER THAN on the Valiant." Set during Frontier in Space (a tidied old sizeofthatthing kinkmeme fic).
Characters: Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
A Very Original Sin by x_los [Reviews - 10]
“Just my friendly pet goosnake. He makes a much better companion than a cat: just as independent, sheds less hair, and he's very hypoallergenic.” After the TVM, Eight acquires an unorthodox companion.
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Roberts), Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: Goosnake!Master
Behold, the Bridegroom Cometh by x_los [Reviews - 1]
"One and the Master talk about their granddaughter Susan." (A tidied old b_e kink meme fill.)
Characters: Susan Foreman, The Doctor (1st), The Master (Academy era), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Cafestrovalva by x_los [Reviews - 6]
“You could very easily be poisoning these people. You might be attempting to weaken this time line by feeding it a steady diet of anachronisms—softening it up in preparation for a larger plan. You might, Master, be capable of anything. Or at least of anything but running a tea shop.”
Characters: Original Companion, The Doctor (8th), The Master (Jacobi)
Series: None
Captive Audience by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"Three/Ainley!Master, locked-up or imprisoned together. Bonus if it's post-Five Doctors." (A tidied old b_e kink meme fill.) (Original here: http://best-enemies.livejournal.com/13938.html?thread=198514#t198514)
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Cat Nip by x_los [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor doesn't think of himself as a cat person, but cats tend to believe otherwise.
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), The TARDIS
Series: None
Cheetahs Never Win by x_los [Reviews - 1]
B_E kinkmeme prompt: “Taming of the Cheetah!Master. Make one of the Doctors get him off that doomed planet!”
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Civil as an Orange by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Coda to Killing the Groundhog. The morning after. FLUFF.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: Killing the Groundhog: A Controlled Outcome
Cooks in the Kitchen by x_los [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor's TARDIS interprets 'lock your coordinates' as 'return to the last time your coordinates were locked.' The Brig isn't sure about the Doctor's new lab assistant. The Master hates Old Spice. Delgado!Master just wants Ten to eat more.
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), UNIT
Series: None
Deathless by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The blood-soaked myth of him was there when the Golden Horde came, a relic of the Kievan Rus.
Characters: Other Character(s), Other Character(s), The Doctor (1st), The Master (Academy era), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Doctor Who and the Terrible Heron by x_los [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor's sandwich-thieving reaps its terrible karmic reward.
Characters: Jo Grant
Series: None
Dressing-Down by x_los [Reviews - 0]
B_E kinkmeme prompt: Six/Master. The Master can't stand the Doctor's outfit. Understandably. Exactly 100 words, excepting the title. (a tidied old kinkmeme drabble)
Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Drink Your Milkshake by x_los [Reviews - 3]
In which being mortal enemies now doesn't necessarily mean you can't call it off for holidays. (Unholy levels of fluff)
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Failure Rate by x_los [Reviews - 3]
Crack!Response to Survival. The Master employs amazing long-term pick-up strategies, at the expense of the Doctor's sanity and the life of Bernaz, a sentient Muskrat.
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Five Failed Schemes for Universal Domination by x_los [Reviews - 2]
ushas42 asked for my "top five 'take over everything' Master!plots that we never saw because the Doctor foiled them off screen, someone else foiled them, or they just fell apart on their own. In chronological order.
Characters: Irving Braxiatel, The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (8th), The Master (Academy era), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Roberts)
Series: None
Five Times Lord Braxiatel Had Occasion to Regret The Doctor’s Exile Very Deeply Indeed (And One Time He Wished The Doctor Would Just Sod Off Forever) by x_los [Reviews - 9]
The Doctor is many things to many people, but to Irving Braxiatel he is the universe's most annoying little brother.
Characters: Evelyn Smythe, Evelyn Smythe, Irving Braxiatel, Leela, Leela, Peri Brown, Peri Brown, Peri Brown, Romana II, Romana II, Susan Foreman, Susan Foreman, Tegan Jovanka, Tegan Jovanka, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (5th), Th
Series: None
Forgot the Time by x_los [Reviews - 0]
B_E kinkmeme prompt: “Anything Doctor/Master with hot telepathic sex.” Exactly 100 words, excepting the title. (A tidied old kinkmeme drabble.)
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Fourteen by x_los [Reviews - 4]
"They were sleeping together at eight. In the literal ‘sharing a bed’ sense."
Characters: The Master (Academy era), The Rani (Academy era)
Series: None
Frailties by x_los [Reviews - 3]
H/C with a touch of angst, a dash of crack, and one very obsessive, lightly concussed Master.
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Golden Retriever by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The dog mentioned in girl!crack has its day.
Characters: The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: Girl!Crack Universe
Heart Heard Of, Ghost Guessed by x_los [Reviews - 4]
Stealing the contents of the Matrix from Gallifrey’s capitol is easy! And so is a desperate, naïve Theta Sigma. Depending on where you are in your personal time-line.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Academy era), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
If the World Should Perish Twice by x_los [Reviews - 2]
B_E kinkmeme prompt: “Doctor/Master, The Mind of Evil, missing scene with the Doctor tied up awaiting the Keller process." One of two answers (this is The One With Sex). (A tidied old kinkmeme fic.)
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Imaginary Worlds by x_los [Reviews - 3]
Koschei can't just ask if Theta fancies him. That'd be far too easy. In which there is some dubious consent and a lot of mind sex.
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Academy era), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Intoxication by x_los [Reviews - 6]
Ushas is the universe's most long-suffering female friend, and by all rights she should either kill Theta and Koschei or send them to Alcohol Enabled Idiotically Besotted Sex Addicts Anonymous. Separate centers, to prevent backsliding.
Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Master (Ainley), The Rani, The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Academy era), The Rani (Academy era)
Series: None
Just Dandy by x_los [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor has something of a clothes fetish. The Master's a terrible enabler. The line between 'fashion-plate' and 'spoiled' is a thin one. (Post-Axos Safe Earth, Cohabitation AU)
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Killing the Groundhog: A Controlled Outcome by x_los [Reviews - 0]
In which the Master does not enjoy time paradoxes, Jo's opinions on fashion, Agatha Christie's later works or the Doctor's proclivity to resort to date-rape drugs to get out of talking about their past. In which the Master does enjoy pungee pits, Pimms and winning.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), UNIT
Series: Killing the Groundhog: A Controlled Outcome
Kohl'd Comfort by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"Mismatched D/M, drag or make-up." (A tidied old b_e kink meme fill.)
Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Less Subtle by x_los [Reviews - 1]
The flavor-text of the Laser Screwdriver toy advertisement describes it as "a less subtle version of the Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver."
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Maintenance by x_los [Reviews - 1]
Think of it as an Axos AU ending, only without Earth-death. Utter fluff. The Master is not annoyed by the Doctor's choice to spend all his time mucking about with their common-property TARDIS. Except for how he is.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Mechanical Aptitude by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"Over the Master's ratcheting cries the Doctor, teeth grit, sounding almost bored, insisted on course corrections."
Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None
My Little Who Fandom by x_los [Reviews - 1]
Ponies!Crack.
Characters: The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Networking (Four Drabbles) by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Top five fictional characters (from other canons, or from his own) the Master should team up with.
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (Unspecified), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Jacobi)
Series: None
No Longer Hearing DINOSAURS!! (A Lot of (Pre)History Remix) by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Action figure smut so deadly serious that, upon meeting it in an alley, a group of academics headed for an conference on the legacy of Max Weber paled, surrendered the field, turned around, walked home, resigned from their professorial positions and, the next day (while watching The Hills), applied for internships with Gawker. Action figure smut so unbelievably filthy that the compiler has received a salacious proposition/invitation to a quilting bee from zombie!Vladimir Nabokov, who happened to catch a glimpse of a photographic negative or three. Action figure smut that answers the irritating 'caw-kaw, caw-kaw!' noise that is the ceaseless cry of our generation for pure milk from the masectomied teat of Mother Nature--action figure smut WITH DINOSAURS!!
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Observer Effect by x_los [Reviews - 1]
"Doctor/Master, The Mind of Evil, missing scene with the Doctor tied up awaiting the Keller process." One of two answers (this is The One Without Sex). (A tidied old B_E kinkmeme fic, original here: http://community.livejournal.com/best_enemies/13938.html?thread=246130#t246130)
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
One Sentence Fics by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Different categories of fic (angst, fluff, UST, etc) in one sentence.
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Irving Braxiatel, Nyssa, Romana I, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (Other), The Doctor (Unspecified), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Jacobi), The Master (Other), The TARDIS, Turlough
Series: None
Quite Contrary by x_los [Reviews - 2]
In a parallel universe the Doctor and the Mistress have been chasing each other around the universe. A collision with their male equivalents is not a terribly surprising development.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: Girl!Crack Universe
Revenant by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"He is at once living with the ghost and the corpse of the man he loves. The Doctor thinks of how unfailingly he has done what he should when it comes to the Master." (A tidied old b_e table challenge prompt.)
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Share/Spill by x_los [Reviews - 1]
It's nearly impossible to shake your cultural heritage. Especially when you kind of get off on it.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Academy era)
Series: None
Short Time Horizons by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"A man is the sum of his memories, you know. A Time Lord even more so." A bitter-sweet peace for the Doctor and the Master.
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Silk Tie by x_los [Reviews - 1]
Eroding their common ground.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Silver Bells, and Cockle Shells by x_los [Reviews - 1]
Requested coda to Quite Contrary. Yet more morning after fluff.
Characters: Astrid Peth, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: Girl!Crack Universe
Snow--A Meeting by x_los [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor is rescued from an ice storm, only to be placed in a still more awkward position.
Characters: The Master (Jacobi), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Society for Creative Anachronism by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Ten and Ainley!Master do the Ren Faire.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Solution by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Prompt was: "Doctor/Master, dub con. The Doctor is under the influence of sex pollen/in Time Lord heat/drugged with aphrodisiacs, and the Master just happens to be near-by. (Bonus points for Doctors Three to Eight!)"
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Sunshine by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Eradicating a centuries-long infatuation is difficult, but there are ways.
Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Supreme Courtship by x_los [Reviews - 0]
From the Best Enemies Kink Meme: "Legally Blonde (the musical) crossover, Ainley!Master/Davison!Callahan. The Master is surprised to find an older version of the Doctor working as a cutthroat lawyer, but it's okay because older men are hot." Now with more Eight and Lucie, because Sheridan Smith!Elle Woods could not be ignored.
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), Lucie Miller, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Swallowing Animals One by One by x_los [Reviews - 0]
Biscuits, obsession, astrophysics and sexgames. A twisty little Season 6b ficlet: weird and dark and yes, heavily reliant on the prompt.
Characters: The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
The Aeronautic Herpetological Adventures of the Doctor Jackson Lake by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor encounters an old enemy and deals with an invasion. (a tidied old B_E Table Challenge drabble)
Characters: Jackson Lake
Series: None
The Crane Wife by x_los [Reviews - 9]
The Doctor, a half-human renegade Time Lord who's never so much as set foot on his father's home world, has had a really rotten day. As if dying weren't bad enough, now he's facing the auction block. The renegade Time Lord Emperor of Hestin makes an ill-starred impulse buy.
Characters: Bernice Summerfield, Nyssa, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), Turlough
Series: None
The Final Game by x_los [Reviews - 10]
In which the Master wins, and the Doctor's attempts to talk his way out of it prove less than successful. Darkfic with consent issues.
Characters: Jo Grant, Mike Yates, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
The Moment Has Been Prepared For by x_los [Reviews - 0]
From the Best Enemies Kink Meme, "Four/Ainley - sex at Logopolis, in which they genuinely connect and the Doctor thinks the Master isn't so bad after all." Now with more DOOM. Also a Prelude to Scarf Destruction.
Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (4th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
The Sweet Cheat Gone by x_los [Reviews - 1]
The third Doctor is surprised and upset to see the Master with another man. Perhaps the worst part about it is that he doesn't understand what the Master could possibly see in someone who goes around wearing celery like it's a sartorial statement.
Characters: Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
The Unhappiest Place on Earth by x_los [Reviews - 2]
B_E kinkmeme prompt: “The Master uses Lucy to taunt the Doctor”. Something of a crack response. (This is a tidied old kinkmeme drabble.)
Characters: Lucy Saxon, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering. by x_los [Reviews - 0]
“They had a lot in common."
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
War Materiel by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"Delgado Master/Brigadier (hypnotized?), the Doctor watches." (A tidied old b_e kink meme fill.)
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Web We Weave by x_los [Reviews - 0]
"Doctor/Master (Master/Adric), the Master explains to the Doctor exactly what he did to Adric in the Web (of bondage)." (A tidied old b_e kink meme fill.) (Original here: http://community.livejournal.com/best_enemies/13938.html?thread=247410#t247410)
Characters: Adric, The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
What Rassilon Hath Joined Together... by x_los [Reviews - 3]
Utter crack. After Five Doctors, the Doctor fails to escape Responsibility and, to add insult to injury, is presented with a long-outstanding marriage contract.
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
When I Am King by x_los [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor indulges in a bit of disaster tourism.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), Other Character(s), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None