Member since: 2007.05.15
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When I was very young, my parents bought me a computer. The first thing I did was programme it. But when I discovered the joys of the word processor, I started writing Doctor Who scripts. I didn\'t realise I was being a fanficcer; I thought I was going to be like that guy who wrote \"Full Circle\", but unfortunately the series was cancelled before I worked up the courage to send anything in to the BBC. I carried on for a while, writing long complicated epics about Seven, Ace, and my thinly disguised analogues for Romana and Adric.
Almost twenty years later I seem to have come full circle. The only changes are that I don\'t write script format any more and I don\'t bother with the thin disguises. And there\'s slightly more porn.
Life on Martha Drabble Tag stories by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 0]
Over the Eurovision weekend of the 12th/13th, the Life on Martha LJ comm held a "drabble tag" (in the loose "ficlet" sense of "drabble", grumble grumble). Here are the two stories I wrote for it; the titles are the prompts they're based on.
Characters: None
... big, lumbering, roaring things ... by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
A drabble featuring Nine and Rose on an alien planet.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
13.8 yoctojoules per Kelvin by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Martha and the Doctor take in a carnival in the year two billion.
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
All's Fair by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 5]
Martha and the Doctor, years down the line. Things are more complicated than they once were, but that's not a bad thing.
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Blue by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 16]
Sapphire and Steel crossover: TARDIS/Sapphire.
Characters: Other Character(s), The TARDIS
Series: None
Blue and White by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Mr Saxon receives an invitation. (Spoilers for the new series and the EDAs.)
Characters: Other Character(s), Other Character(s)
Series: None
Bowing to the Inevitable by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 10]
Everywhere they go, people think they're married.
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Brave Hearts by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 1]
The present, the past, and the connections between them.
Characters: Leela, Nyssa, Nyssa, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Tegan Jovanka, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Companion Loving, and Other Non-zero-sum Games by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
Rose suddenly appears on the TARDIS, but seems less interested in the Doctor than she is in his companions.
Characters: Donna Noble, Martha Jones, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Conserved Relationships in the Sum over Histories by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 1]
Rani/Maria futurefic. Or one-of-many-possible-futures fic, anyway. (Also background Luke/Clyde.)
Characters: Maria Jackson, Rani Chandra
Series: None
Days Like Crazy Paving by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 6]
How many pasts can two people have?
Characters: Ace McShane, Mel Bush
Series: None
Do Not Weep by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 6]
A very short ficlet about the Lonely God.
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Do You Remember The First Time? by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 8]
Martha's first time with the Doctor is not what she expects.
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Doctor/Martha, playing James Bond and Bond Girl by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 4]
Set just after the Lazarus Experiment.
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Life on Martha Drabble Tag stories
Dynamic Equilibrium by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Three fixed points, each the centre of their own universe and yet when joined so much more.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Establishing Events by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 11]
"Saving someone's life's not a cheap trick, Martha," said the Doctor quietly.
"No, it's much more important."
Characters: Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Eternity in an Hour by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 5]
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."
Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton, Susan Foreman, The Doctor (1st)
Series: None
Eviction Night by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 4]
Some time before "Bad Wolf", Strood is up for eviction from the Big Brother house.
Characters: None
Series: None
Excessive by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 1]
A temporal fluke brings Donna together with companions from other timelines. Smut ensues.
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (9th), Donna Noble, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Fearless by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
In which Jamie and Victoria hide from a monster.
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield
Series: None
Fitz Kreiner and the Chronology Protection Conjecture by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 5]
Things go rapidly downhill when Fitz nips out for a quick cigarette.
Characters: Anji Kapoor, Fitz Kreiner, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Found In Translation by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 4]
A little Martha/Chantho ficlet squeezed into a non-existent gap in Utopia.
Characters: Chantho, Martha Jones
Series: None
Girls' Night Out, Girls' Night In by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Martha and Donna get to know each other better. Set in the closing section of The Poison Sky.
Characters: Donna Noble, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Going Forward, In All Her Beliefs by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
In the alt-verse, Rose's life has undergone yet another drastic upheaval, but she hasn't changed a bit.
Characters: Ace McShane, Kamelion, Liz Shaw, Mel Bush, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Hardly Moving Yet by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
Ace is coming to terms with her sexuality; the Doctor takes her on a magical history tour.
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
How Iris Wildthyme finally got her man by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 12]
"Oh, you're joking! The Time Lords were wiped out completely, and the only survivors were me and Iris bloody Wildthyme?"
Characters: Iris Wildthyme, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
I took the one less travelled by by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 4]
AU where it's Romana rather than Jack who ends up living through the twentieth century with Torchwood. (Romana/Duggan.)
Characters: Harry Sullivan, Other Character(s), Romana II
Series: None
Imbalanced Indiscretions by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 5]
Liz calls in UNIT to investigate a new professor, who turns out to be an old friend of the Doctor's.
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Liz Shaw, Other Character(s), The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
In the Blood by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
For Ace McShane, P.I., her latest case brings her face to face with her own past.
Characters: Ace McShane, Mel Bush
Series: None
Liberation by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
Mickey and Jake in alt!Paris and alt!London. In their blue van.
Characters: Mickey Smith, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Martha climbs a tree by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 4]
In this case, the title says it all.
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Life on Martha Drabble Tag stories
Meeting at Infinity by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 1]
Martha battled through a whole year on the ruined Earth ruled by the Master. But will living through the same year again, in the shadow of those apocalyptic events, be harder still? (Martha/Tom.)
Characters: Francine Jones, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Tish Jones, Tom Milligan, Torchwood, UNIT
Series: None
Mixed Signals by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
Compassion and the Last Great Time War.
Characters: Compassion, Fitz Kreiner, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Needs by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 5]
The TARDIS's POV on the opening scenes of Rise of the Cybermen.
Characters: Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Next best thing by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Rose has questions; Reinette has answers.
Characters: Madame de Pompadour, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Nineteen Martha drabbles by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 1]
Nineteen slices of Martha, all exactly a hundred words. (Originally written for Life on Martha's "One Thousand Drabbles of Awesome".)
Characters: Barbara Wright, Grace Holloway, Harry Sullivan, Ian Chesterton, Ianto Jones, Iris Wildthyme, Jack Harkness, Liz Shaw, Martha Jones, Nyssa, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), Toshiko Sato
Series: None
No Happy Ending by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Tegan, after Terminus.
Characters: Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Nor Flux Nor Wither Nor Change Their State by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 11]
An extremely serious fic about how the Doctor copes with being alone in a Gallifreyless universe and out of Shake n Vac.
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Now She's Gone by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 0]
Francine Jones meets someone who can empathise with her situation.
Characters: Francine Jones, Jackie Tyler, The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Origin Stories by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Iris's bus, and the one adventure she thought she'd never have.
Characters: Iris Wildthyme, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Out of the Arena by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 4]
Ian and Barbara, home again but the memories of their travels remain. (It's Roman-gladiator-roleplay smut from the kink meme.)
Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton
Series: None
Passion and Paranoia by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 0]
Martha and Tosh work through some issues.
Characters: Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Pawn to Queen Three by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 4]
A little post-ep fic for Survival. Or maybe a grand unified theory of Time Lord telepathy.
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Playing Doctors and Nurses by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
Rose returns the stethoscope they used in The Christmas Invasion and it turns out the medical student was Martha. Smut ensues.
Characters: Martha Jones, Rose Tyler
Series: None
Recruitment Policy by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
Sometimes Jack's powers of persuasion need a little help. (Spoilers for Torchwood 2x12, "Fragments".)
Characters: Jack Harkness, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Resonance by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 8]
1969 fic. Finding components for the timey wimey detector leads the Doctor and Martha to an encounter with Liz Shaw before she ever met any mysterious who travel round time and space in a police box.
Characters: Liz Shaw, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Second Chances by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
The Master's latest overcomplicated scheme backfires, giving the Fifth Doctor a unique opportunity.
Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), The Master (Delgado), Turlough
Series: None
Secret Desires by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Post-ep fic for Torchwood: "To The Last Man", from Harriet and Gerald's point of view. (In which discussing the implications of their latest case quickly comes round to sex, because Torchwood really doesn't change much over the years.)
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Such stuff as dreams are made on by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
Martha goes to sleep in the TARDIS for the first time.
Characters: Compassion, Fitz Kreiner, Martha Jones, Romana I, Romana II, Rose Tyler, Susan Foreman, Zoe Heriot
Series: None
Surprises by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Martha has a surprise or two for Tom when he comes back from Africa.
Characters: Martha Jones, Tom Milligan
Series: None
Teacher's Pet by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 12]
Ten/Martha. Teacher/student.
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Ten of the Sword/Sufficiently Advanced Technology by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 6]
A linked pair of post-Battlefield stories: one from Ace's point of view, one from the Doctor's.
Characters: Ace McShane, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Other Character(s), The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
The Appliance of Science by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 1]
Pizza, ice cream, wine, DVDs, a copper-turned-alien-hunter and a technical genius.
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
The Assistant by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 7]
The singleheart Doctor gets more than he bargained for when he gets a job.
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
The Continuing Present by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 1]
Romana and Ace, after the Time War. (Romana/Leela in the background.)
Characters: Ace McShane, K-9, Romana II, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
The Eye of the Storm by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor and Martha. A confined space. Nothing better to do.
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
The First Casualty by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Benny's latest escapade leads to a meeting with a certain Fitz Kreiner.
Characters: Bernice Summerfield, Fitz Kreiner, Other Character(s)
Series: None
The Fundamental Things Apply by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 0]
Martha, tidying up a loose end. (Martha/Donna, Journey's End spoilers, not a fix it)
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith
Series: None
The Game of Making by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 18]
Martha finds out what the Doctor really likes.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
The Moment Has Been Prepared For by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 34]
A few decades in the future, Donna Noble's granddaughter comes to visit her one last time. (Journey's End fixit, after a fashion.)
Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s)
Series: None
The Turn of the Universe by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 4]
Years after leaving the TARDIS, Martha runs into Romana. But does the Time Lady have an ulterior motive for tracking her down?
Characters: Martha Jones, Romana II
Series: None
The Two Romanas by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 1]
When Romana comes back from E-Space to a universe where she never regenerated, the consequences expand exponentially, for the universe and herself.
Characters: K-9, Romana I, Romana II
Series: None
The Uses and Abuses of Five-Dimensional Mechanics by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
Time Crash-inspired Ten/Romana I crackfic. (Sort of spoilers for Time Crash.)
Characters: Romana I, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
They say the past must die for the future to be born by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 9]
What was going on inside the Doctor's head during The Christmas Invasion.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Three crossover drabbles by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 0]
Crossover drabbles inspired by people's results from the icon-pairing meme that went round LJ in August '05.
Characters: Harry Sullivan, Romana II, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Time to Dance by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 0]
Romana, after the Time War
Characters: Romana II
Series: None
Time to let off some steam by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 4]
Martha and the Doctor meet the RTD version of Casanova. As we all know, historical characters exist entirely to illuminate the Doctor-companion relationship. And for the purposes of smut. Crackfic.
Characters: Martha Jones, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Time Turned Inside Out by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 0]
Martha gets more than she bargained for when called in by UNIT to yet another strange phenomenon.
Characters: Martha Jones, Romana II
Series: None
Transcript 20090423/XR40 by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Excerpt from surveillance of online communications by target: Smith, SJ. Heuristic network evaluation of relevance - low to none; automated deletion overriden by [user unknown].
Characters: Jack Harkness, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Triangulation by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 2]
Rose is faced with a hard decision when she discovers what Mickey and Jake have been up to. (Post-Doomsday. Not a reunion fic. Avoid if you're a Pete fan.)
Characters: Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler
Series: None
Warm in the Night by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
Barbara watches Ian sleep.
Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton
Series: None
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent by Lurky McLurklurk [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor's POV at the end of Last of the Time Lords (Ten/Martha with a dash of Ten/Rose and Ten/Master)
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None