RudeAndNotGinger (Mel)

Member since: 2007.01.22
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LONG OVERDUE UPDATE TIEM. YEAH!

I am an English girl who\'s been on this planet for seventeen eighteen NINETEEN TWENTY years, with too much schoolwork and not enough plot bunnies. Oyvey.

I will return with words one day. Maybe. Possibly. After uni.

Toodle pipcakes!



Series

Bets, Bets and More... Bets. by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 0]
Sometimes, the inhabitants of the TARDIS get bored. So, what do they do when they can't find something to do or somewhere to go? They make bets, that's what.

Characters: None

The New Path by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor has been wandering aimlessly since he has lost Rose, but when he meets a vaguely familiar young woman, a new path opens up, and it will change his life forever...

  • Tenth Doctor
  • Slash, Swearing
  • Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Martha Jones, Pete Tyler

Stories

10 things the Doctor should've said/done before Rose ended up in a parallel universe. by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 18]
This is what I think the Doctor should've done before he lost Rose.

Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.02
  • Updated: 2007.02.02
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 98

A Companion's Guide To Time Lords. by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 26]
Dream of becoming a Time Lord's companion? Want to learn the basics? Then look no further! This book has everything you need to know, from capturing said Time Lord, dealing with regeneration, understanding techno-babble, and more!

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.23
  • Updated: 2008.09.11
  • Chapters: 12
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 4248

A New Start by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
'Before she knew what she was doing, and totally unaware of Mickey and her Mum behind them, she'd let go of his arm, turned to face him, stood on tiptoe, and kissed him, right on his soft lips.'

Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.22
  • Updated: 2007.03.22
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 526

All The Small Things by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 30]
Now he's got Rose back from the parallel universe, the Doctor is struggling to juggle domesticated life with battling bog monsters. And with sparks flying between Aria and Jack, and monsters from mirrors terrorising the inhabitants of a village, it's about to get much harder.

  • Tenth Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Het, Mystery, Romance

Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Original Companion, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: The New Path

  • Published: 2008.01.22
  • Updated: 2008.07.09
  • Chapters: 4
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 17034

Attack Of The Shoe-Eating Squids by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
Pixie and Flurentis meet the Doctor and the rest of his rather kooky crew.

Characters: Martha Jones, Original Companion, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.12.20
  • Updated: 2007.12.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2567

Big Celebrity Love Island by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
All the Doctor's and companions (and maybe more) end up as contestants in a gameshow; a combination of Love Island and Big Brother. Yikes. Must be written in script form.

Characters: The Master (Delgado)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.06
  • Updated: 2007.11.27
  • Chapters: 12
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 2942

Bobby. by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 16]
Jack Harkness has a new pet, a platypus called Bobby.

Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.26
  • Updated: 2007.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 532

Brown Eyed Boy by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 11]
The Doctor discovers Rose's hidden talent.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.09
  • Updated: 2007.04.09
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1016

Challenges by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 15]
They're smutty. They're addictive.

Characters: Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.17
  • Updated: 2007.05.04
  • Chapters: 6
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 6250

Child of Time by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 121]
Aria Tyler thinks she's a normal seventeen year old girl, but if she's so normal then what has she got to do with a vaguely familiar man with a blue box, and a prophecy created before time? And what exactly is the Bad Wolf?

Characters: Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: The New Path

  • Published: 2007.04.13
  • Updated: 2008.01.05
  • Chapters: 16
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 38592

Dance, Dance by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
Jack used to be able to dance, when he was younger. But now he's older, does he still have the moves?

Characters: Jack Harkness, Original Companion, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.09.13
  • Updated: 2007.09.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1958

Dastardly Drabbles of Doom. by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 48]
drabbles/short stories

Characters: Davros, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Daleks, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.08
  • Updated: 2007.11.27
  • Chapters: 17
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 3873

Decaptiation by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 6]
Mickey Smith discovers that allowing a four year old child to watch a gory film is a bad idea. A very bad idea indeed.

Characters: Mickey Smith, Original Companion, Rose Tyler
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.08.18
  • Updated: 2008.08.18
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1249

Departure by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 3]
"Yeah, but it wouldn't have changed because Rose Tyler and Mickey Smith died on an abandoned ship, would it?" Rose snarled. "I mean, I'm nothing compared to Reinette, am I?"Post-TGiTFP.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.20
  • Updated: 2007.03.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1205

Do You Remember? by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 7]
Poem/song/thingy from the POV of the Tenth Doctor. The Doctor finally admits his feelings

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.05.02
  • Updated: 2007.05.02
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 200

Falling by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 10]
Another little short story. Rose is falling, but into what?

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.18
  • Updated: 2007.02.18
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 163

Girl Trouble by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
The TARDIS is having - er - problems.

Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Original Companion, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.06.29
  • Updated: 2007.06.29
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 853

Goodbyes by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 4]
Jack and his young friend are forced to say goodbye in rather upsetting circumstances. Spoilers for 'Captain Jack Harkness'.

  • Other Era
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Graphic, Violence, Hurt/Comfort

Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.13
  • Updated: 2007.03.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1074

Gorgeous by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
"Y'know, Rose Tyler, you never did express your opinion about the new me," he said to her, having just read an article about male models. He stood there in front of her, his hands resting on his hips. "Whaddya think?"

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.05.14
  • Updated: 2007.05.14
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 624

Harry Potter and The Big Blue Box, Those Damned Pepperpots, and Tin Can Men by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 9]
(HP/DW Crossover) When Harry Potter wakes up one morning, there is a blue police box on top of Hagrid's Hut, a new teacher in pinstripes (who looks suspiciously like Barty Crouch Junior), a pretty blonde girl, and talking pepperpots and metal men?

Characters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.05.11
  • Updated: 2007.05.15
  • Chapters: 3
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 1128

Has anyone seen my tea mug? by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
I was inspired to write this meaningless piece of silliness after losing my favourite mug. =D

Characters: Jackie Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.01.30
  • Updated: 2007.01.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 100

Home by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 4]
Short story. Rose is thinking about home, but where exactly is home?

  • Tenth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Character, Study, Hurt/Comfort, Missing, Scene

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.21
  • Updated: 2007.02.21
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 210

Intoxicated by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 16]
The Doctor says the funniest things when he's under the influence of alcohol. Bless him.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.05.20
  • Updated: 2007.05.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 643

Invincible by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 10]
“You seem to think that shacking up your emotions and memories would make you seem invincible,” Rose continued vehemently. “It’s like your afraid of them. Why do you never tell me the truth? ‘Cause you’re afraid it’ll make me leave?"

Characters: Mickey Smith, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.28
  • Updated: 2007.04.28
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2712

It Might've Been The Dyson by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
Rose imagines what could've happened if what the Doctor said had been true.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Daleks, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.09.05
  • Updated: 2007.09.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1089

It's Not My Fault! by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
Uh oh, Rose is feelin' ratty today.

Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.11
  • Updated: 2007.03.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 98

Jealousy by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 2]
Mr Mickey is jealous.

Characters: Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.05.18
  • Updated: 2007.05.18
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 188

Kisses In The Rain by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 7]
Some more Ten/Rose fluff. I think the title is self-explanatory.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.20
  • Updated: 2007.02.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 199

Leather Armour by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
A story about the Doctor's famous leather jacket. Why does he never remove it? Why is it so special to him?

Characters: The Doctor (9th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.24
  • Updated: 2007.02.24
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 429

Mistletoe by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 11]
It's Christmas, and the Doctor has to deal with teenagers, dancing, and mistletoe?

Characters: Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.08
  • Updated: 2007.04.08
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1501

Never Say Never Ever by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 6]
Elton meets the Doctor for the second time. Post-Doomsday.

Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.18
  • Updated: 2007.03.18
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 760

New Setting by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
There's one setting the Doctor forgot to add to his treasured sonic screwdriver.

Characters: Original Companion, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.04.21
  • Updated: 2008.04.21
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 338

Nicknames by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 9]
Rose starts inventing nicknames for the Doctor.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.17
  • Updated: 2007.03.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 374

Not Another Bet! by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
This time, it's Aria and Jack who have a bet.

Characters: Jack Harkness, Original Companion, Other Character(s)
Series: Bets, Bets and More... Bets.

  • Published: 2007.10.08
  • Updated: 2007.10.08
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 387

Once Upon a Time, In A Bar In Space... by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 6]
Aria and Martha have another bet.

Characters: Martha Jones, Original Companion, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Bets, Bets and More... Bets.

  • Published: 2007.10.06
  • Updated: 2007.10.06
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 950

One Last Chance by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
It's the end for Rose and the Doctor. Or is it?

Characters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.15
  • Updated: 2007.04.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 484

Red Red Bicycle by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
That meeting in the basement was the first meeting Rose Tyler had with the mysterious Doctor, but it wasn't the first time she'd heard of him.

Characters: Jackie Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.03
  • Updated: 2007.04.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 549

Reunions by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 4]
Rose meets the Doctor, the Eleventh Doctor.

Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.11
  • Updated: 2007.03.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 475

Seeing, Hearing, Feeling by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 4]
Set straight after PoTW. Rose can see, hear and feel many things, however, there is one things she did not foresee.

Characters: Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.17
  • Updated: 2007.02.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 385

Sleeping Beauty by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
Rose creeps into the Doctor's room, and makes a confession.Set between Love and Monsters and Fear Her.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.03
  • Updated: 2007.03.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 392

Snap! by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 3]
Rose really shouldn't tell her daughter bedtime stories.

Characters: Adam Mitchell, Rose Tyler
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.06.03
  • Updated: 2008.06.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1017

Snowflakes by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 2]
Doctor and Rose, in the snow. Post-TCI.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.05
  • Updated: 2007.03.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 566

Sweet Transvestite by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
It's Hallowe'en, and Aria and Martha want revenge on Jack.

Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Original Companion, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.11.04
  • Updated: 2007.11.04
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1693

Teapots by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 16]
Just a silly piece of fluff. Rose and the Doctor confess their love for each other before being caught by Jackie.

Characters: Jackie Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.04
  • Updated: 2007.04.05
  • Chapters: 2
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1472

The ABC of Doctor Who by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 6]
What it says on the tin; the ABC of Doctor Who.

Characters: Harry Sullivan, Rose Tyler, The Daleks, The Doctor (9th), The Ice Warriors
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.14
  • Updated: 2007.04.14
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 553

The Adventures of The Gay Dalek by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 6]
Dave the Dalek has been banished from New Skaro for the most heinous crime imaginable, being gay. Along with his pals Gregory and Zambam, he must prove himself to the Emperor. His mission? To kill the Doctor in the most maddest way possible.

Characters: The Daleks, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.05.06
  • Updated: 2007.05.07
  • Chapters: 2
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 927

The Bet by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 7]
Aria and Martha have a little bet on.

Characters: Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Original Companion
Series: Bets, Bets and More... Bets.

  • Published: 2007.10.04
  • Updated: 2007.10.04
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 257

The Blame Game by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 6]
She blamed him for his tongue fetish. It made her think dirty thoughts, all involving her, the Doctor, and a single bed.

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.03.20
  • Updated: 2007.03.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 253

The Truth About Jackie by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
The Doctor knows something about Jackie that Rose doesn't know.

Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.01.28
  • Updated: 2007.01.28
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 286

Three Kisses by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
So, what should've happened in that bed scene?

Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.08
  • Updated: 2007.04.08
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 370

Tin-Foil Monsters & Cardboard Cut-Outs by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 6]
"Are Klingons real?" - The Doctor should've expected this question. He didn't.

Characters: Original Companion, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.08.06
  • Updated: 2008.08.06
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1254

Touch by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
Very short story, set between TCI and NE. =]

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.17
  • Updated: 2007.02.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 109

Unclothed by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 5]
Just a harmless piece of romantic humour. =P

Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.10
  • Updated: 2007.02.10
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 232

Up In The Clouds by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 30]
Rose Tyler has just given birth to the Doctor's child, a little girl. But what happens after this birth? Will the part-Time Lady grow up to be as troublesome as her father?

Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.06.06
  • Updated: 2007.11.15
  • Chapters: 7
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 9904

Uranus by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 6]
Erm don't ask. I'm crap at summaries.

Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.12
  • Updated: 2007.04.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 151

What Martha Said In '42' When The Doctor's Eyes Went Glowy... by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 4]
Heh, sorry for the long title, it's the only thing I could think of, and I'm sorry, it is a kind of spoiler, though very very minor, so I will change it if anyone complains. Anyway, don't need a summary for this fic, just read the aforementioned title. *points upwards*

Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.07.10
  • Updated: 2007.07.10
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 20

What the Doctor said after Rose snogged him in New Earth. by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 13]
Heh, don't ask. I was having one of my insanity moments.

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.02.12
  • Updated: 2007.02.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 1

What The Doctor Was Thinking Whilst He Was In The Stasis Chamber In '42' by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 8]
So, what exactly was the Doctor thinking whilst he was in the stasis chamber?

Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.05.27
  • Updated: 2007.05.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 8

Wisps of Humanity by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 4]
Martha and Rose discover the hard way that you should never spray an unknown substance into someone's face. Especially the Doctor's.

Characters: Martha Jones, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.04.01
  • Updated: 2007.04.01
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1813

Yet Another Bet by RudeAndNotGinger [Reviews - 4]
Jack is bored. Again.

Characters: Jack Harkness, Original Companion
Series: Bets, Bets and More... Bets.

  • Published: 2008.07.26
  • Updated: 2008.07.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 480