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| Penname: | Culumacilinte () |
| Member Since: | 2013.10.30 |
| Website: | culumacilinte.tumblr.com, hobbit-feets.livejournal.com, http://archiveofourown.org/users/Culumacilinte |
| Weirdo queer feminist, barefooted hobbit-person, prodigious ginger, grumpy Classic Who and Extended universe fan, writer of many things. Often available on AIM for fanning and flailing; feel free to say hullo. | |
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| Stories by Culumacilinte [35] | Favorite Stories and Series [8] | Favorite Authors [0] |
Series
| Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] A collection of drabbles and ficlets written for various prompts-- mostly Doctor Who, with a fair few bizarre crossovers thrown in there. Third Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - - None - Angst, Character Study, Crossover, Drabble, Fluff, General, Het, Humor, Introspection, Series, Slash, Standalone Characters: None Open: No |
| Take My Hand AU by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] AU of canon in which the Doctor, as played by India Fisher, takes as her companion a young man named Charlie Pollard, played by Paul McGann. They are later joined by the Eutermesan C'rizz, played by Sophie Okonedo (with a dash of Lucy Lawless). The original concept, and beautiful art to accompany it is by harbek-- check out the Take My Hand AU tag at her tumblr: (theheroheart.tumblr.com) Eighth Doctor - - Explicit Violence - Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study, Drama, Humor, Series Characters: None Open: No |
| The Doctor and Iris Wildthyme by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] The Fifth Doctor and Iris, in a dungeon. A silly little drabble which spawned some proper porn. Fifth Doctor - - Explicit Sex - Het, Humor, PWP Characters: None Open: No |
Stories
| A Bloody Battleground of Voices by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] When you absorb other people's personalities, hanging around a madman isn't the greatest idea. Eighth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study Characters: CRizz, The Master (Simm) Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 202 |
| A Good Old-Fashioned Rogering (or: A Couple of Cute English Guys) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2] ‘Just because I’m a powerful figure of noble bearing and great command doesn’t mean I am incapable of yenning after a good old-fashioned rogering!’ The Doctor yens. Peri obliges. They rope his younger self in to help out with proceedings. Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, Humor, PWP, Slash, Standalone Characters: Peri Brown, Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th) Series: None Published: 2014.02.12 - Updated: 2014.02.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7065 |
| Adventure (Storm Warning Redux) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] In which our intrepid hero meets the Doctor, who is altogether the queerest woman he's ever met. Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate Universe Characters: Charley Pollard, The Doctor (8th) Series: Take My Hand AU Published: 2014.02.14 - Updated: 2014.02.14 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1352 |
| All Sorts by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] In which John 'Quintus' Foreman has inexplicable friends, and there is an awkward encounter with an ex. A Human AU with gratuitous burlesque. Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, General, Humor, Slash Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), Turlough Series: None Published: 2014.06.20 - Updated: 2014.06.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 1356 |
| An Anatomy Lesson (On Secondary Sex Characteristics in Mammalian Species) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] C'rizz is tired of being constantly misgendered by humans. Charlie makes poor conversational choices. The Doctor takes her shirt off. Eighth Doctor - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, General, Humor, Series Characters: Charley Pollard, CRizz, The Doctor (8th) Series: Take My Hand AU Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2612 |
| Anchored in Breathing by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] Romana and Braxiatel, anticipating an end. Fourth Doctor, Other Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Angst, Het, PWP Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Romana II Series: None Published: 2014.06.21 - Updated: 2014.06.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1035 |
| Autolatry by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2] The Master is a firm believer in self-love. Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Adult - None - Humor, PWP, Slash, Standalone Characters: The Master (Simm), The Master (Delgado) Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.03.13 - Updated: 2014.03.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1043 |
| Baby Got an Atom Bomb by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] ‘I took Lucy to Utopia. A Time Lord and his human companion. I took her to see the stars.’ Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, PWP Characters: Lucy Saxon, The Master (Simm) Series: None Published: 2014.02.27 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1884 |
| Basorexia by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] Liz has a variety of fantasies concerning the Brigadier and his moustache, when she allows herself to entertain them. Third Doctor - Teen - None - Het, Humor, Introspection, Standalone Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Liz Shaw Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.03.13 - Updated: 2014.03.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 566 |
| Calendar Days by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 4] On the third day, Rose and the Doctor almost kissed again. Several times, in fact. Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2014.02.27 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3793 |
| Concerning Bondage by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] Wibbly-wobbly timey wimey crossed time streams end up with the wrong Doctor in the Master's bed. But he doesn't care. Shameless, self-indulgent crack with a side of smut. Or possibly the other way 'round. Third Doctor, Eighth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - PWP Characters: The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (8th) Series: None Published: 2014.02.27 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1269 |
| Destiny (Terror Firma Redux) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] There was a dull reflection of her visible in the carapaces of the Daleks’ metallic shells, and C’rizz could see the swirling bleed of pigment across her exoskeleton, an angry flush of dark purple like dried blood. ‘Go on,’ she breathed. ‘Exterminate me. I would rather die now than become a monster.’ Eighth Doctor - All Ages - Explicit Violence - Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study, Series Characters: CRizz, Other Character(s) Series: Take My Hand AU Published: 2014.02.16 - Updated: 2014.02.17 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1582 |
| Forget, Reset, Try it Again by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] There’s something amazing about death, and it takes Ianto’s breath away to be the cause of it. Torchwood - Adult - Explicit Violence, Non-Con - Alternate Universe, Angst, Horror Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness Series: None Published: 2014.02.27 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1521 |
| Gymnophoria: Take One by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 3] She knows intimately the sensation of a pair of eyes trained on her; the awful, crawling knowledge that someone is staring at her, imagining her naked, imagining doing more than just looking. Sixth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Character Study, Het, Hurt/Comfort Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th) Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.03.13 - Updated: 2014.03.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1256 |
| Gymnophoria: Take Two by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] ‘Yeah, well, if you’re gonna go dressing like that. It’s practically an invitation for people to try and imagine what you’d look like without it.’ Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Standalone Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th) Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.03.13 - Updated: 2014.03.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 501 |
| Having Another Go by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] Fitz and the Doctor try something new. Smut and fluff, and very little substance. Eighth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Humor, PWP, Slash Characters: Fitz Kreiner, The Doctor (8th) Series: None Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 979 |
| Human Traditions by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] Romana and Leela get roped into a Christmas celebration with the Eighth Doctor and Charley. Leela makes good use of the mistletoe. Fourth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Other Era - All Ages - None - Femslash, Fluff, Vignette Characters: Charley Pollard, Leela, Romana II, Romana II, The Doctor (8th) Series: None Published: 2014.02.13 - Updated: 2014.02.13 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1150 |
| It Makes a Life of Deception Absolutely Necessary by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 3] From the prompt on the Gallifrey kinkmeme, Any/Any, pretending to be married. Here are three variations on that theme. Fourth Doctor, Other Era - Adult - Explicit Sex - Femslash, Fluff, Het, Humor, PWP, Slash Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Leela, Narvin, Romana II Series: None Published: 2014.02.28 - Updated: 2014.02.28 - Chapters: 3 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 5553 |
| Life, After by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2] ‘Come back to the TARDIS, then.’ He offers it like it’s the obvious alternative, but Ace bites her lip. Maybe it is the obvious alternative, and she’d be lying if she said some part of her wasn’t tempted, but it feels… too soon, somehow. Or something. Too much like giving the Doctor power over her life again, and she doesn’t know that she’ll ever be ready for that. -- From the sizeofthatthing prompt, 'Nine/Ace, survivor's guilt about the Time War'. Seventh Doctor, Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Character Study, Het, Hurt/Comfort Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (9th) Series: None Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3260 |
| Mutual Misunderstanding by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] Ianto Jones mistakes a certain copper stuck in 1973 for the Master. Crossover with Life on Mars. Torchwood - All Ages - None - Crossover Characters: Ianto Jones Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 183 |
| My Cue, Gentlemen by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] Mistaken identity shenanigans abound as the Eighth Doctor finds himself aboard the HMS Hotspur. Crossover with Horatio Hornblower Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover Characters: The Doctor (8th) Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 351 |
| Nomenclature by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2] Chip ponders the mysteries of his Mistress's brain. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Introspection Characters: Cassandra, Other Character(s) Series: None Published: 2014.02.27 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 396 |
| Notch in the Bedpost by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 3] In which dungeon!sex is made out to be much sexier and exotic than it probably really is. Fifth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Het, PWP Characters: Iris Wildthyme, The Doctor (5th) Series: The Doctor and Iris Wildthyme Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1526 |
| Nothing New by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2] In his next regeneration, he’s much shrewder, much less straightforward in his thought processes, and he thinks he recognises the dream-glimpses for what they are. -- In which the Doctor does not remember Charlotte Pollard. Sixth Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Introspection Characters: Charley Pollard, The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th) Series: None Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 946 |
| Of No Consequence at All by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] Lucy Cole had never fancied herself the part of the widow. Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Character Study, Introspection Characters: Lucy Saxon, The Doctor (10th) Series: None Published: 2014.02.27 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 940 |
| On the Art of Baking by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] 'Well, what is it to be? Kitchen counter or shower?' Sixth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor, Slash Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Master (Ainley) Series: None Published: 2014.06.21 - Updated: 2014.06.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 811 |
| Prove to Me That I am Not by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] During the War, the Doctor pays a visit to his oldest friend. Eighth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Drama, Slash Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (8th), The Master (Jacobi) Series: None Published: 2014.02.27 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1845 |
| Regeneration Gripes, or: Why It is All the Master's Fault by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] As with any regeneration, there are kinks to work out and things to get used to. Five is displeased. Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Slash Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley) Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 347 |
| The Existing Scheme of Things by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] In which the TARDIS acquires two more passengers, and there are Antarctic explorers in love. And a little bit of altering the course of history. Eleventh Doctor - Teen - None - Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Romance, Slash Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th) Series: None Published: 2014.02.27 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6835 |
| Those Days by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2] Most days, the Doctor doesn't know what to think of Lucy Saxon. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study Characters: Lucy Saxon, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm) Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 261 |
| Three True Things (The 'I'm Not Paralysed' Remix) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] So he tells her the story of the day he was initiated into the Academy- the hermit on a hill behind his house, and the daisiest daisy he'd ever seen, and as he'd hoped, she's comforted by it. Third Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Other Doctors, Other Era - Teen - None - Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study, Introspection, Slash Characters: The Master (Academy era), The Time Lords, Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), The Doctor (Academy era) Series: None Published: 2014.02.27 - Updated: 2014.02.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2052 |
| Too Old (Absolutely Not) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2] In which Sarah Jane has maybe been giving mixed signals, and Jo is a little bit dotty. Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Femslash, Fluff Characters: Jo Grant, Sarah Jane Smith Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.03.15 - Updated: 2014.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 380 |
| UNIT: Changes by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1] From the prompt: Jo Grant/Malcolm Taylor Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Standalone Characters: Jo Grant, Other Character(s), Other Character(s) Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 281 |
| Waste Not by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0] The Fifth Doctor and Iris Wildthyme. In a dungeon. Fifth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Humor Characters: Iris Wildthyme, The Doctor (5th) Series: The Doctor and Iris Wildthyme Published: 2014.02.26 - Updated: 2014.02.26 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 200 |
| With What You Will by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 4] One must be for ever drunken. With wine, with poetry, with virtue, with what you please, but be drunken. Sixth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Het, Humor Characters: Charley Pollard, The Doctor (6th) Series: None Published: 2014.03.15 - Updated: 2014.03.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2423 |
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