Culumacilinte ()

Member since: 2013.10.30
Website: culumacilinte.tumblr.com, hobbit-feets.livejournal.com, http://archiveofourown.org/users/Culumacilinte

Weirdo queer feminist, barefooted hobbit-person, prodigious ginger, grumpy Classic Who and Extended universe fan, writer of many things. Often available on AIM for fanning and flailing; feel free to say hullo.

Series

Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
A collection of drabbles and ficlets written for various prompts-- mostly Doctor Who, with a fair few bizarre crossovers thrown in there.

Characters: None

Take My Hand AU by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
AU of canon in which the Doctor, as played by India Fisher, takes as her companion a young man named Charlie Pollard, played by Paul McGann. They are later joined by the Eutermesan C'rizz, played by Sophie Okonedo (with a dash of Lucy Lawless). The original concept, and beautiful art to accompany it is by harbek-- check out the Take My Hand AU tag at her tumblr: (theheroheart.tumblr.com)

  • Eighth Doctor
  • Explicit Violence
  • Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study, Drama, Humor, Series

Characters: None

The Doctor and Iris Wildthyme by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
The Fifth Doctor and Iris, in a dungeon. A silly little drabble which spawned some proper porn.

Characters: None

Stories

A Bloody Battleground of Voices by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
When you absorb other people's personalities, hanging around a madman isn't the greatest idea.

Characters: CRizz, The Master (Simm)
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 202

A Good Old-Fashioned Rogering (or: A Couple of Cute English Guys) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2]
‘Just because I’m a powerful figure of noble bearing and great command doesn’t mean I am incapable of yenning after a good old-fashioned rogering!’ The Doctor yens. Peri obliges. They rope his younger self in to help out with proceedings.

Characters: Peri Brown, Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.12
  • Updated: 2014.02.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 7065

Adventure (Storm Warning Redux) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
In which our intrepid hero meets the Doctor, who is altogether the queerest woman he's ever met.

Characters: Charley Pollard, The Doctor (8th)
Series: Take My Hand AU

  • Published: 2014.02.14
  • Updated: 2014.02.14
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1352

All Sorts by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
In which John 'Quintus' Foreman has inexplicable friends, and there is an awkward encounter with an ex. A Human AU with gratuitous burlesque.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), Turlough
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.06.20
  • Updated: 2014.06.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 1356

An Anatomy Lesson (On Secondary Sex Characteristics in Mammalian Species) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
C'rizz is tired of being constantly misgendered by humans. Charlie makes poor conversational choices. The Doctor takes her shirt off.

  • Eighth Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Alternate Universe, General, Humor, Series

Characters: Charley Pollard, CRizz, The Doctor (8th)
Series: Take My Hand AU

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2612

Anchored in Breathing by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
Romana and Braxiatel, anticipating an end.

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Romana II
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.06.21
  • Updated: 2014.06.21
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1035

Autolatry by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2]
The Master is a firm believer in self-love.

Characters: The Master (Simm), The Master (Delgado)
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.03.13
  • Updated: 2014.03.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1043

Baby Got an Atom Bomb by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
‘I took Lucy to Utopia. A Time Lord and his human companion. I took her to see the stars.’

Characters: Lucy Saxon, The Master (Simm)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.27
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1884

Basorexia by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
Liz has a variety of fantasies concerning the Brigadier and his moustache, when she allows herself to entertain them.

  • Third Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Het, Humor, Introspection, Standalone

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Liz Shaw
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.03.13
  • Updated: 2014.03.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 566

Calendar Days by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 4]
On the third day, Rose and the Doctor almost kissed again. Several times, in fact.

  • Tenth Doctor
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex
  • Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance

Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.27
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3793

Concerning Bondage by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
Wibbly-wobbly timey wimey crossed time streams end up with the wrong Doctor in the Master's bed. But he doesn't care. Shameless, self-indulgent crack with a side of smut. Or possibly the other way 'round.

Characters: The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.27
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1269

Destiny (Terror Firma Redux) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
There was a dull reflection of her visible in the carapaces of the Daleks’ metallic shells, and C’rizz could see the swirling bleed of pigment across her exoskeleton, an angry flush of dark purple like dried blood. ‘Go on,’ she breathed. ‘Exterminate me. I would rather die now than become a monster.’

  • Eighth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • Explicit Violence
  • Alternate Universe, Angst, Character Study, Series

Characters: CRizz, Other Character(s)
Series: Take My Hand AU

  • Published: 2014.02.16
  • Updated: 2014.02.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1582

Forget, Reset, Try it Again by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
There’s something amazing about death, and it takes Ianto’s breath away to be the cause of it.

  • Torchwood
  • Adult
  • Explicit Violence, Non-Con
  • Alternate Universe, Angst, Horror

Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.27
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1521

Gymnophoria: Take One by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 3]
She knows intimately the sensation of a pair of eyes trained on her; the awful, crawling knowledge that someone is staring at her, imagining her naked, imagining doing more than just looking.

  • Sixth Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Angst, Character Study, Het, Hurt/Comfort

Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.03.13
  • Updated: 2014.03.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1256

Gymnophoria: Take Two by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
‘Yeah, well, if you’re gonna go dressing like that. It’s practically an invitation for people to try and imagine what you’d look like without it.’

Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.03.13
  • Updated: 2014.03.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 501

Having Another Go by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
Fitz and the Doctor try something new. Smut and fluff, and very little substance.

Characters: Fitz Kreiner, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 979

Human Traditions by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
Romana and Leela get roped into a Christmas celebration with the Eighth Doctor and Charley. Leela makes good use of the mistletoe.

Characters: Charley Pollard, Leela, Romana II, Romana II, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.13
  • Updated: 2014.02.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1150

It Makes a Life of Deception Absolutely Necessary by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 3]
From the prompt on the Gallifrey kinkmeme, Any/Any, pretending to be married. Here are three variations on that theme.

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Leela, Narvin, Romana II
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.28
  • Updated: 2014.02.28
  • Chapters: 3
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 5553

Life, After by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2]
‘Come back to the TARDIS, then.’ He offers it like it’s the obvious alternative, but Ace bites her lip. Maybe it is the obvious alternative, and she’d be lying if she said some part of her wasn’t tempted, but it feels… too soon, somehow. Or something. Too much like giving the Doctor power over her life again, and she doesn’t know that she’ll ever be ready for that. -- From the sizeofthatthing prompt, 'Nine/Ace, survivor's guilt about the Time War'.

Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3260

Mutual Misunderstanding by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
Ianto Jones mistakes a certain copper stuck in 1973 for the Master. Crossover with Life on Mars.

Characters: Ianto Jones
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 183

My Cue, Gentlemen by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
Mistaken identity shenanigans abound as the Eighth Doctor finds himself aboard the HMS Hotspur. Crossover with Horatio Hornblower

Characters: The Doctor (8th)
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 351

Nomenclature by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2]
Chip ponders the mysteries of his Mistress's brain.

Characters: Cassandra, Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.27
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 396

Notch in the Bedpost by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 3]
In which dungeon!sex is made out to be much sexier and exotic than it probably really is.

Characters: Iris Wildthyme, The Doctor (5th)
Series: The Doctor and Iris Wildthyme

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1526

Nothing New by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2]
In his next regeneration, he’s much shrewder, much less straightforward in his thought processes, and he thinks he recognises the dream-glimpses for what they are. -- In which the Doctor does not remember Charlotte Pollard.

Characters: Charley Pollard, The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 946

Of No Consequence at All by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
Lucy Cole had never fancied herself the part of the widow.

  • Tenth Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Angst, Character Study, Introspection

Characters: Lucy Saxon, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.27
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 940

On the Art of Baking by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
'Well, what is it to be? Kitchen counter or shower?'

Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.06.21
  • Updated: 2014.06.21
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 811

Prove to Me That I am Not by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
During the War, the Doctor pays a visit to his oldest friend.

Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (8th), The Master (Jacobi)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.27
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1845

Regeneration Gripes, or: Why It is All the Master's Fault by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
As with any regeneration, there are kinks to work out and things to get used to. Five is displeased.

Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 347

The Existing Scheme of Things by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
In which the TARDIS acquires two more passengers, and there are Antarctic explorers in love. And a little bit of altering the course of history.

  • Eleventh Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Romance, Slash

Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.27
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 6835

Those Days by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2]
Most days, the Doctor doesn't know what to think of Lucy Saxon.

Characters: Lucy Saxon, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 261

Three True Things (The 'I'm Not Paralysed' Remix) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
So he tells her the story of the day he was initiated into the Academy- the hermit on a hill behind his house, and the daisiest daisy he'd ever seen, and as he'd hoped, she's comforted by it.

Characters: The Master (Academy era), The Time Lords, Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), The Doctor (Academy era)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.02.27
  • Updated: 2014.02.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2052

Too Old (Absolutely Not) by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 2]
In which Sarah Jane has maybe been giving mixed signals, and Jo is a little bit dotty.

Characters: Jo Grant, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.03.15
  • Updated: 2014.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 380

UNIT: Changes by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 1]
From the prompt: Jo Grant/Malcolm Taylor

Characters: Jo Grant, Other Character(s), Other Character(s)
Series: Doctor Who Drabbles and Ficlets

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 281

Waste Not by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 0]
The Fifth Doctor and Iris Wildthyme. In a dungeon.

Characters: Iris Wildthyme, The Doctor (5th)
Series: The Doctor and Iris Wildthyme

  • Published: 2014.02.26
  • Updated: 2014.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 200

With What You Will by Culumacilinte [Reviews - 4]
One must be for ever drunken. With wine, with poetry, with virtue, with what you please, but be drunken.

Characters: Charley Pollard, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.03.15
  • Updated: 2014.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2423