whatthefoucault ()

Member since: 2012.02.27
Website: http://whatthefoucault.tumblr.com

Professional dilettante, more or less.

Stories

An Uncommon Education by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 4]
Turlough has a lot of things on his mind. The Doctor's put the kettle on for tea.

  • Fifth Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Angst, Character Study, Introspection, Slash

Characters: The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.10.03
  • Updated: 2012.10.07
  • Chapters: 3
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3989

And Safety Shorts For Good Measure by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 4]
Nyssa decides it's time to make an exciting change.

Characters: Nyssa, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.01.01
  • Updated: 2013.01.01
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 465

Blanket Castle; or, The Uncaffeinated Ones by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
Jamie sleeps in. Mayhem ensues.

Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.02.27
  • Updated: 2012.02.28
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1553

Drive Safely by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor and Jamie attempt to visit Lepidus IV, but the Doctor may have made a slight miscalculation.

Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.05.07
  • Updated: 2013.05.07
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 923

Eggs and Toast Soldiers by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 3]
Eleven meets Evelyn.

Characters: Evelyn Smythe, The Doctor (6th), Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.12.28
  • Updated: 2012.12.28
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1088

Fab Gear by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
Polly and Ben help Jamie adjust to modern life, starting with a new turtleneck.

  • Second Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Fluff, Introspection, Missing Scene, Slash

Characters: Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, Polly Wright, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.01.03
  • Updated: 2013.01.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 619

Four-Leaf Clovers by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 3]
Benton makes some of the best coffee in the history of the entire planet. This is the story of his education.

  • Third Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Character Study, General, Introspection, Standalone

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Other Character(s), Sergeant Benton, UNIT
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.05.11
  • Updated: 2012.05.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1746

Gather Ye Rosebuds by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 3]
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart pays a visit to Mike Yates with some news.

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Mike Yates
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.02.24
  • Updated: 2013.02.24
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1032

Going Nowhere by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 0]
Set during Turlough's reluctant studenthood at Brendon, when Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart attempts to be a teacher.

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Turlough
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.06.07
  • Updated: 2012.06.07
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1864

I'm Just Going To Leave These Here by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
Assorted short fictions as requested by various groovy people, three sentences each.

Characters: Ace McShane, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jamie McCrimmon, Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Peri Brown, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Master (Delgado
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.09.01
  • Updated: 2012.09.01
  • Chapters: 7
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 746

It'll Do You Good by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
Six, Mel, and Frobisher get a workout. Mayhem ensues.

Characters: Frobisher, Mel Bush
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.06.19
  • Updated: 2013.06.19
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 552

Poor Little Greenie by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
The UNIT Christmas party is certainly a spirited affair. Here's what happens to Jo.

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.12.27
  • Updated: 2012.12.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 595

Quiet Light by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 5]
Stuck in a prison cell in seemingly hopeless circumstances, Jo finds that she has unexpected company.

Characters: Jo Grant, The Master (Delgado)
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.01.08
  • Updated: 2013.01.08
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1523

Swedish Pancakes by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 4]
Every second weekend, and some Wednesdays after school, the Brigadier made Swedish pancakes and hot cocoa for his daughter.

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.09.24
  • Updated: 2012.09.25
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 191

Take Me Somewhere Nice by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor, Sarah, a lukewarm bath, and a few dozen uninvited guests.

Characters: Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.01.21
  • Updated: 2013.01.21
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 432

Tea by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
Any doubts as to why the Doctor swears he does not do hugs are put to rest.

  • Twelfth Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Character Study, Missing Scene, Standalone, Vignette

Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (12th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.10.11
  • Updated: 2014.10.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 433

The Blackpool Illuminations by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
Another menace successfully thwarted, Jamie and the Doctor are grateful for a little quiet time by the seaside. Meanwhile, Victoria has matters of her own to consider.

  • Second Doctor
  • Adult
  • None
  • Character Study, Fluff, Introspection, Romance, Slash

Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.11.15
  • Updated: 2012.11.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1762

The Checkup by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 5]
That time Jamie takes a wee visit to the hospital after a little dust-up with some Cybermen.

Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.07.06
  • Updated: 2012.07.06
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 511

The Mysterious Twig by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
Turlough discovers an odd bit of a plant hanging from the ceiling of the TARDIS console room. Memories and feelings ensue.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, Turlough, Jamie McCrimmon
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.12.23
  • Updated: 2012.12.23
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 971

The Terror of the Beard by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 2]
A disagreement over a recent change in the Doctor's grooming routine.

Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.04.16
  • Updated: 2012.04.16
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1153

The Week-End by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 6]
The Doctor takes the recently divorced Brigadier to a nice planet on his weekend off. Mayhem ensues.

  • Third Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Character Study, Introspection, Slash

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.07.31
  • Updated: 2012.08.06
  • Chapters: 4
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4767

The Winter Planet by whatthefoucault [Reviews - 3]
One, Barbara, Ian, Susan, and some trees.

Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton, Susan Foreman
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.12.24
  • Updated: 2012.12.24
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 781