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Two Time Lords, a Temp, and a TARDIS by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
In a universe parallel to our own, the Doctor kept the Master in his TARDIS. Then Donna happened ...
Characters: None
A Dance as Old as Time by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
A Doctor walks into a bar and meets a very different Master.
Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created), The Master (Author-Created)
Series: None
A Life More Ordinary by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Just another morning in Chiswick.
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
A Matter of Definition by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master's been reading fanfiction. (Anything to pass the time.)
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
A Raw Nerve by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
A day in the life of crispy!Master.
Characters: None
Series: None
A River Runs Over Him by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Delgado!Master meets River Song. This goes about as well for him as one might expect.
Characters: The Master (Delgado), River Song
Series: None
A Scotsman, Clad In Kilt by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Pure crack. Should under absolutely no circumstances be taken seriously by anyone.
Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
A TARDIS of One's Own by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
How Ace got her TARDIS.
Characters: Ace McShane
Series: None
A Threat or a Promise by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Jackie makes sure the Doctor understands certain consequences.
Characters: Jackie Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Aftercare by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Brigadier notices something.
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
An Amnesia of the Senses by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
He's beginning to forget what life was like on Gallifrey.
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Appearances by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Shalka-verse. While constructing the Master's android body, the Doctor hits an unexpected problem.
Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None
At Play by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Ace and Karra have some fun on the Cheetah Planet.
Characters: Ace McShane, Other Character(s)
Series: None
Be Careful What You Wish For by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Jack wishes he could keep up with his partners.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Beats by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master needs help sleeping.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Better Now? by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
AU: the drums are gone.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Better Than Nothing by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Guarding the Pandorica, Rory will take any company he can get.
Characters: Rory Williams
Series: None
Big Problem by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master has one.
Characters: The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Bigger on the Inside by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
She can afford to show kindness to an enemy.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm), The TARDIS
Series: None
Busting Loose by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor gains new respect for his female companions.
Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: None
Caged Beast by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
The Stormcage is boring. River copes.
Characters: River Song
Series: None
Can You Top This? by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Swapping stories in the Companions' Bar.
Characters: Ace McShane, Amy Pond, Donna Noble, Martha Jones, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Castro-nostalgia by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
A missing scene from "Castrovalva."
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Coda: Dalek by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
What it says on the tin.
Characters: The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Comfort in the Cracks by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
After leaving Amy's room during "The Big Bang," the Doctor finds himself in Crispy!Master's TARDIS.
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Commonality by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Tegan is surrounded by aliens.
Characters: Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Conjugal Visitation by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
During his imprisonment (between "Daemons" and "The Sea Devils") the Master dreams of the Doctor.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Curiosity by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Adric is curious about Tegan and Nyssa's relationship.
Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Defabrication Exclamation by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor's favorite suit has been defabricated. But that's not the worst of his problems.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Easter Surprise: the Return of the Master by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
He thought his troubles were over when he escaped the Time Lock.
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Enforced Relaxation by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Tegan takes being the coordinator very seriously, especially when it comes to Nyssa.
Characters: Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None
Entrelacement by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
100 words of plotless telepathic smut.
Characters: The Doctor (Unspecified), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Even Better Than Chamomile Tea by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
When the drums are this loud, it's the only thing that helps.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Flashing Before by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
As Donna dies (from a heart attack, at about 100 years old), she finally remembers the Doctor.
Characters: Donna Noble
Series: None
Ginger or Bust? by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor finally regenerates as a ginger.
Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: None
He's Not the Prime Minister, He's a Very Naughty Time Lord by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Donna gets her explanation. Sort of.
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Hearts by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
A quiet afterglowy moment in the TARDIS.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Hell Hath No Fury by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master's spent a year abusing Lucy; now she gets her chance for revenge. (AU, post-LotTL.)
Characters: Lucy Saxon, The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Hollow Victory by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master's plans for the Doctor are thwarted in an unexpected way.
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
How (Not) to Defeat the Doctor by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master really should have studied up on the Evil Overlord List by now.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Idle Hands and Hours by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor needs a hobby. Other than trying to repair his dematerialization circuit, that is.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None
Ill-Met by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Ace meets the Eighth Doctor.
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Imposing Conditions by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor has a present for the Master.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Impulse Control by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Post-LotTL AU: the Doctor has figured out a way to make the Master good.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
In Sickness ... by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor's ingested something that disagrees with him.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Knock-Down Ginger by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Kids are the same across the Universe.
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Lingering by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
It's Stockholm Syndrome, she tells herself
Characters: Lucy Saxon, Tish Jones
Series: None
Lust of the Time Lords by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor helps the Master make a different choice. CRACK!
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
May 15, 2008 by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Canton Everett Delaware III's husband recalls where they were when they heard the California ruling on same-sex marriage.
Characters: Canton Everett Delaware III
Series: None
Miss Understanding by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Clara's previous incarnation kissed him. The Doctor tries to forestall any future awkwardness. Awkwardly.
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Mutual by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
SLASH ALL THE DOCTORS! (A little thingie I wrote for Merry Month of Masturbation and never got around to posting.)
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Needs by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Losing his drums has caused the Master's personality to disintegrate, but he still has needs.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Never Too Late by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor wants to celebrate Valentine's Day. The Master would rather just skip it.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Nothing Binds Like the Panties of Love by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
The Master gives the Doctor something to remember him by. Crack!
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Of Ponds and Songs by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Rory tries to explain something to the Doctor. And fails.
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Old Time's Sake by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
During the Year that Never Was, the Master captures Jo.
Characters: Jo Grant, The Master (Simm)
Series: None
One Step More by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
When Martha Jones walked the world to save the Human race, she did it one step at a time.
Characters: Martha Jones
Series: None
Peace and Quiet by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Jack deserves some.
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
Peri's Revenge by were_lemur [Reviews - 3]
AU: Peri captures the Master during "Planet of Fire."
Characters: Peri Brown, The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Playing to the Camera by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Held prisoner on the TARDIS, the Master comes up with a new way to mess with the Doctor.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Playing With His Food by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master makes a few observations about Joshua and Abigail Naismith.
Characters: Other Character(s), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Regeneration Frustration by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
LotTL AU: the Master regenerates, but into what?
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Other)
Series: None
Rescue or Reclamation by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
While being held prisoner, the Doctor gets "help" from an unexpected source.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Rules of Engagement by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor's habit of kissing people gets him in trouble with the Master.
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Self-Satisfaction by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
In which the Master is a selfish lover.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Setting the Precedent by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Getting into mischief on Gallifrey.
Characters: The Master (Academy era)
Series: None
Six Fatal Words by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master reminds the Doctor that words have consequences.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Snacktime by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master's hungry.
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Some Honeymoon! by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor's suggested a nice planet for Amy and Rory's honeymoon. What could possibly go wrong?
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Summoning Trouble by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master needs the Doctor's help. CRACK!
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Summoning Trouble (Extended Edition) by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master needs the Doctor's help with a delicate situation. SMUT!
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
Sunday Nights by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Clara is part of the Maitlands' family. She has a standing dinner invitation.
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald
Series: None
Synthesis by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
What do you THINK Rory was doing while he was guarding the Pandorica?
Characters: Rory Williams
Series: None
Technophobia by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Rhys isn't sure about the team's wedding gift.
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Rhys Williams
Series: None
The Bright Side by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Being immortal isn't all fun and games.
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
The Doctor Dreams by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Clara asks the Doctor about his dreams.
Characters: Clara Oswin Oswald, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
The Embodiment of Bliss by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Master enjoys his pain-free new body.
Characters: The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
The Endorphin Cure by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor finds something that helps the Master.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
The Feeling of Brilliance by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
My attempt to justify why, in "An Unearthly Child," Susan said that the five months she'd spent at the Coal Hill School were the happiest in her life, despite the fact that it was the equivalent of a grad student going back to kindergarten.
Characters: Susan Foreman
Series: None
The Final Gambit by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
After the events of "the End of Time," Rassilon tries to blackmail the Doctor into opening the time-lock by torturing the Master.
Characters: The Master (Simm)
Series: None
The Flowering of Desire by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Jo finds the Doctor and the Master in a compromising position. CRACK!
Characters: Jo Grant, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
The Hearts of Evil by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master's thoughts during the episode "The Heart of Evil."
Characters: The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
The Jack Harkness Effect by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
It must be those 51st century pheromones.
Characters: Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness
Series: None
The Morning After by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Letting the Master take him to his bed seemed like a good idea the night before.
Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None
The Obvious by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Sometimes the Doctor misses the obvious. Crack!
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
The Queen of Denial by were_lemur [Reviews - 4]
Crossover with Keeping Up Appearances: Hyacinth isn't happy about the police box on the corner.
Characters: The Doctor (Unspecified)
Series: None
The Slayer Comes to Cardiff by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
Jack's chasing a weevil, Buffy's hunting demons. (Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: None
The Wager by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Jo puts her escapology skills to the test.
Characters: Jo Grant, Mike Yates, Sergeant Benton
Series: None
Things Change by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Rose isn't happy about the new Doctor's decision to leave Jack behind.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Third Chances by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
After the events of "the End of Time," the Master wakes up alive.
Characters: The Master (Simm), The Master (Simm), The Rani
Series: None
This Time by were_lemur [Reviews - 4]
Ace has saved the Doctor. For now.
Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Three's A Crowd by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
He knew it was a bad idea to bring Donna back to the TARDIS. CRACK!
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: Two Time Lords, a Temp, and a TARDIS
Through A Cracked Mirror by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
A bad day in the physics lab.
Characters: Original Companion, The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Too Much Information by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Amy and River have a mother-daughter chat.
Characters: Amy Pond, River Song
Series: None
Trust Issues by were_lemur [Reviews - 0]
They're working together; shouldn't they be able to trust each other?
Characters: The Master (Simm), The Rani
Series: None
Uncomfortable Comfort by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Master's having a bad drums day.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Unintended by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor didn't think about the consequences of fixing the Master's drums, until it was too late.
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Warming Trend by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
Trapped in a cave, huddling for warmth.
Characters: The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
When Opportunity Knockers by were_lemur [Reviews - 2]
A bit of alien tech turns Jack into a woman. CRACK!
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Where The Sky Is Burning by were_lemur [Reviews - 1]
Ace during the Toclafane attack.
Characters: Ace McShane
Series: None