rudeandginger (Grumpy Doctor)

Member since: 2011.06.25
Website:

Rampant and unapologetic femslasher. And yes, really ginger. \"If there\'s one thing you\'re good at, it\'s putting people in a situation where their pants will fall off.\" --my muse

Series

Amy and River by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
Post-"A Good Man Goes To War". Basically how I drive the ship, even with the "problems" Moffat has presented us with.

  • Eleventh Doctor
  • BDSM, Explicit Sex, Swearing
  • Angst, Drama, Femslash, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, PWP, Romance

Characters: None

Uncharted by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
River Song uses downtime to research the Doctor--through his companions and other important people throughout his life. And being herself, things more often than not take a sexy turn. Mostly femslash. Read in the order that suits you.

Characters: None

Stories

3 New Messages by rudeandginger [Reviews - 1]
We're having a bit of DoctorDonna fun during the End of Time. Because it IS fun to let her fix what the Doctor's blown over the years.

  • Tenth Doctor
  • Teen
  • None
  • Femslash, Fluff, Missing Scene, Romance

Characters: Donna Noble, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.08.23
  • Updated: 2011.08.23
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1011

After The Fall by rudeandginger [Reviews - 5]
Missing scene on the way back to Earth in "The Doctor's Daughter" and you can probably guess the rest. Swearing is not terrible, it just exists right off the bat.

Characters: Donna Noble, Martha Jones
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.07.29
  • Updated: 2011.07.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1701

And My Daughter, TARDIS Junior by rudeandginger [Reviews - 3]
What would have happened if Jenny had never taken that bullet? Mostly snapshots/scenes.

  • Tenth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Character Study, Fluff, General, Humor

Characters: Donna Noble, Jenny, Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.08.09
  • Updated: 2011.08.12
  • Chapters: 2
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 4062

And We Danced by rudeandginger [Reviews - 1]
River comes to Amy again, and they decide to go on a date. Follows "Come Unbound".

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2011.06.29
  • Updated: 2011.06.29
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1590

Another Runaway Bride by rudeandginger [Reviews - 2]
Donna's wedding is interrupted--AGAIN. Only this time, it's by a someone who stakes a claim. AU for The End Of Time.

Characters: Donna Noble, River Song, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.08.04
  • Updated: 2011.08.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 701

As I Love You by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
The fifth time River came to Amy, everything was different.

  • Eleventh Doctor
  • Adult
  • BDSM, Explicit Sex, Non-Con, Swearing
  • Angst, Femslash, Hurt/Comfort

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2012.04.19
  • Updated: 2012.04.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 7300

Be Real by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
The fourth time River came to Amy, it wasn't exactly planned.

  • Eleventh Doctor
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex
  • Angst, Femslash, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2011.08.23
  • Updated: 2011.08.23
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2297

Breathe Again by rudeandginger [Reviews - 1]
To understand the Doctor, one must also understand the Master. River goes to the one who may have some answers: his human ex-wife. Continues my "Uncharted" series.

Characters: Lucy Saxon, River Song
Series: Uncharted

  • Published: 2011.06.27
  • Updated: 2011.06.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4809

Come Unbound by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
We all know what happened in "A Good Man Goes To War". But perhaps the relationship between the women of the current Team TARDIS isn't so cut-and-dry after all.

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2011.06.26
  • Updated: 2011.06.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2257

Coming Back by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
Maria Jackson, age 28, has been traveling with the Doctor and doing him some universe-saving favours. Now she wants the return of those. This involves a one-way ticket back to 2010.

Characters: Maria Jackson, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.08.10
  • Updated: 2011.08.10
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1599

Done Waiting by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
The sixth time River came to Amy, she almost needed a subscription for all the issues.

  • Eleventh Doctor
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex
  • Angst, Drama, Femslash, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2012.04.19
  • Updated: 2012.04.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2975

Falling Toward Peace by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
The third time River comes to Amy, not as a friend or a daughter, but a lover.

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2011.07.14
  • Updated: 2011.07.14
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3177

Full Circle by rudeandginger [Reviews - 1]
This fell out fully formed some two hours after "The Wedding of River Song". This completes the initial fic arc I had for Amy and River.

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2012.04.20
  • Updated: 2012.04.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1322

Goodnight Kiss by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
Donna dreams more now than she ever did.

Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.08.12
  • Updated: 2011.08.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 477

Hold My Heart by rudeandginger [Reviews - 1]
Continues my "Uncharted" series. It's Rose's turn to get a visit from River, and she's still the same Rose. Sort of, anyway. Parallel universes can change you a bit.

  • Tenth Doctor
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex, Swearing
  • Action/Adventure, Femslash

Characters: River Song, Rose Tyler
Series: Uncharted

  • Published: 2011.06.30
  • Updated: 2011.06.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2937

Hurricane Maria by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
Following on from my previous story "Coming Back", 28 year old Maria Jackson is still living at Bannerman Road, and not much has changed since we last left our heroines, much to her chagrin. Combine frustration with a sleepless night, and, well, that's a bucket of angst.

Characters: Maria Jackson, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.04.19
  • Updated: 2012.04.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1289

Let The Rain by rudeandginger [Reviews - 2]
River visits Donna Noble after she has been "retconned" by the Doctor, the Time Lord presence in her mind safely sealed away. Or is it, really? Either way, River is dying to know why her love seems to have an affinity for redheads. Part of my "Uncharted" series.

Characters: Donna Noble, River Song
Series: Uncharted

  • Published: 2011.06.25
  • Updated: 2011.06.25
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2896

Little Voice by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
About a year after rescuing Lucy Saxon, River goes back to visit her and make sure she's all right. A gentle love story. Consider this an encore of sorts in "Uncharted".

  • Tenth Doctor
  • Adult
  • BDSM, Explicit Sex
  • Femslash, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Characters: Lucy Saxon, River Song
Series: Uncharted

  • Published: 2012.05.22
  • Updated: 2012.05.22
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 6971

Lost Time (pt 1) by rudeandginger [Reviews - 1]
Set during the two years the Doctor stranded the Ponds on Earth, and follows the rest of my Amy/River fics in that they are established lovers despite everything, and yes, both are still married.

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams, Sarah Jane Smith, Sky
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2012.04.20
  • Updated: 2012.04.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 1351

Lost Time (pt 2) by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
Next part in the Amy and River saga. The Ponds are stranded on Earth. At least Amy found a way to reach River, so they're not completely alone anymore. And it's always food fights in the Pond household.

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2012.07.15
  • Updated: 2012.07.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 2036

Not Alone by rudeandginger [Reviews - 1]
River continues her tour of the Doctor's important people with Sarah Jane Smith--thrice--and discovers her capacity for love is bigger than even she thought.

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, K-9, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th), Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (3rd), River Song, Sarah Jane Smith
Series: Uncharted

  • Published: 2011.11.12
  • Updated: 2011.11.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 5598

Right Thing To Say by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
This is a continuation of As I Love You. A little fluffier and cuter, because Amy really does love being sweet to River more than torturing her.

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song
Series: Amy and River

  • Published: 2012.04.19
  • Updated: 2012.04.20
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1245

Same Plot, Different Players by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
Sequel to Another Runaway Bride. So, TARDIS! Come ON! Now what? A little more explanation, and a lot of fun with pheromones.

Characters: Donna Noble, River Song, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.08.07
  • Updated: 2011.08.07
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1742

Say You're Sorry by rudeandginger [Reviews - 1]
Romana gets a visit from the distant future while she's stuck on Earth in the 18th century waiting for the Doctor to finish whatever it is he's on about now. Continuing on my "Uncharted" series.

Characters: Romana II, River Song
Series: Uncharted

  • Published: 2011.07.07
  • Updated: 2011.07.07
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1822

Served Cold by rudeandginger [Reviews - 1]
Simply, an Amy/River shipper's revengefic. So, the Doctor shags Amy's daughter? Then Amy can shag *his*. Not without plenty of plot, of course. Amy/Jenny, Jenny/Martha, implied Amy/Jenny/Rory.

Characters: Amy Pond, River Song, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th), Jenny, Martha Jones
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.06.25
  • Updated: 2011.06.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 5358

Stuck in Peru by rudeandginger [Reviews - 5]
Any time you hear the Brigadier mentioned in nu!Who, he still pretty much runs U.N.I.T. but is "stuck in Peru" and can't make it back for whatever big event is going down. Nicholas Courtney passed away earlier this year, as did Elisabeth Sladen and Roy Skelton, who was the original voice of the Daleks. So they're all STUCK IN PERU.

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Sarah Jane Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Daleks, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.07.11
  • Updated: 2011.07.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 856

The Way The Doctor Would by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
Journey's End. DoctorDonna does a bit of an adorable something about that whole ridiculous Rose thing.

Characters: Donna Noble, Rose Tyler
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.08.05
  • Updated: 2011.08.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 256

The Writer by rudeandginger [Reviews - 0]
Davies forgot the Doctor's met Mrs. Christie before and traveled with her (previous canon). Set during "The Unicorn and the Wasp." Pairing is Donna Noble/Agatha Christie.

  • Tenth Doctor
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex
  • Action/Adventure, Character Study, Femslash, Fluff, Romance

Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.06.25
  • Updated: 2011.12.21
  • Chapters: 16
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 28404