Member since: 2011.04.23
Website: jer832.livejournal.com
I discovered TEASPOON when I was doing some research online. I read. I stayed. I write.
(Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
Stand-alone stories featuring Ten and Donna. They flirt on Valentine's Day as they fight the Master, then consummate their relationship on St. Patrick's Day over a keg or two of Guinness. The Doctor takes her to visit seminal moments in history. But is Donna really just a tourist - and what exactly is the Doctor up to?
Characters: None
Dark Retrospect by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
The gift that Rose Tyler had been given isn't the simple little bit of pretty chain and beads it seems to be; and when the Dreamers wake hungry, Rose's and the Doctor's fantasies make a perfect meal. Under the Dreamers' control, they act out dark hungry passions. The aftermath is pain and hurt that the Doctor and Rose can't seem to stop inflicting on each other, themselves, and Jack Harkness. At the center of a maelstrom of emotional torment and devastation, guilt, and self-loathing is a Time Lord who blames himself for everything.
Please note that the Dreamers' domination makes their original tryst apparently unconsenting. Those two chapters are so noted and can be skipped, though issues of intention, responsibility, and guilt are subsequently addressed.
Characters: The Doctor (9th), Rose Tyler, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Let Me Count the Ways by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
Rules for traveling on the TARDIS. For Rose: #1 No knickers; #2 no trousers - only skirts and dresses. For the Doctor: shag Rose Tyler whenever/wherever/however much you can. For them: try... TRY... to say those words.
Series 1 of DW was rewritten by yummum, scifiangel, kelkat9, fogsblue, and me for the Every Single Time ficathon on lj, with the "missing" shagging scenes inserted. My stories are included here. THE COMPLETE SERIES 1 is in TEASPOON, under the author name LMCTW
Characters: The Doctor (9th), Rose Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Jack Harkness, Slitheen, Pete Tyler, Harriet Jones, Other Character(s)
"Like I Said" and Coda by jer832 [Reviews - 5]
He's a nine-hundred-year-old Time Lord who's gonna live practically forever and doesn't want to have to bury her in maybe seventy years and then be alone in a way that's so much worse once he finally knows what living is 'cause it's only ever being with her, running through the day holding her hand and at night feeling her wrapped around him, not just in his dreams, and him burning in her heat. He said that, and then he blushed and swore and turned and ran.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Always All Right by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
The Rose whose hand was his lifeline isn't there anymore. A small blond female has taken her place on the TARDIS.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
As Long As the Doctor Has His Sonic Screwdriver He Isn't Naked by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
They get stripped, manacled, and thrown into impending death situations a lot. Rose has learned how to deal with it rationally and sensibly.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Can't Run by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
"You're a real Boy Scout, eh Doctor?" "Not a boy, Rose Tyler." "Jus' meant, be prepared 'n all." The Doctor's eyes burned through Rose, and for a moment she could barely breathe. "Always," he whispered softly against her ear.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Child's Play by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
He watched her kick that old battered can, or chunk of stone, or maybe one of his hearts, along the sidewalk.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Cock-Up in Cardiff by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
They had angry, disconsolate sex, shagging in front of the telly during a repeat of Benny Hill. That was when Rose realized the real danger she had been living with that whole year: at any time, she could end up anywhere, alone, heartbroken, forgotten. She decided she'd better keep her passport handy. Missing scenes from Episode 11, "Boom Town" (Part of LMCTW Series 1, in which the Doctor and Rose are lovers. Recognizable dialog is from the episode, written by R.T. Davies)
Characters: Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, Slitheen, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Coming Back For You by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
Rose looked at the plastic arm that the most fascinating and enigmatic bloke she'd ever met had yanked off a killer store dummy and given her—her souvenir of the best bloody time she had ever had. She forced the fire door open and ran back inside.
Co-written with fogsblue and scfiangel. Manips are the property of scifiangel
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Confused Schematics by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
She's a fire in his brain and his blood and his groin that he can't put out.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Crosswinds by jer832 [Reviews - 4]
They were bound and bundled together. The Doctor held her decisively, pressing her quite firmly and quite thoroughly and quite quite nicely between the cold metal and his long body. The arm that had wrapped around her moved up a bit, and he held her just below her breasts, shy of a lover's caress but something more than a friendly snuggle. As they settled in to wait out the storm, his long peripatetic fingers did a bit of exploring close to the side of her breast. (Alternate "Doomsday" ending)
Characters: K-9, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
DARK RETROSPECT, Book 1: "I watched it happen. I made it happen." by jer832 [Reviews - 11]
Just another day of world saving, followed by lust, unconsenting passion, recrimination, and cascading guilt. Part 1 of the 3-part novella, the title is from Nine's dialog in Robert Shearman's "Dalek".
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Dark Retrospect
DARK RETROSPECT, Book 2: "Coward. Any Day." by jer832 [Reviews - 4]
(Part 2 of 3) Imprisonment and torture are the high point of the Doctor's and Jack's day, a temporary lull in the trio's self-torture. As they wait for Rose to rescue them, battered and barely able to breathe without coughing up blood they finally can begin to talk. Later, still wracked with guilt over what she'd let herself do to him, Rose asks the Doctor to take her home, and the Doctor implodes. Jack plays his biggest, most dangerous con ever and finds himself facing the fury and savage strength of an out-of-control Time Lord. The title is from "The Parting of the Ways" by Russell T. Davies.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Dark Retrospect
DARK RETROSPECT, Book 3: "This is Who I am; Right Here, Right Now." by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
The final book in DARK RETROSPECT. Stripped of all pretence and preconceptions, the Doctor and Rose finally face each other and all the consequences of the fantaisie sinistre. As for Jack Harkness - Finding himself kicked down further than he'd ever thought he could fall, Jack decides to get himself up and get far away from the two people he's come to love enough to die for. The title is from Nine's dialog in Russell T. Davies' "The End of the World".
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Dark Retrospect
Death by Chocolate by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
'You don't know how much I'm fighting the inclination to take you right now, Rose Tyler, on this floor, and not care how wrong that is.'
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Dream Lover by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
Kisses gentle on his mouth, otherwise insistent. He sighs and he stirs.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Five Minutes After the Metacrisis by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
The Metacrisis Doctor and Donna Noble have to repair the TARDIS, build a Z-Neutrino biological inversion catalyzer, defeat the Daleks, and save Reality. But first...
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
For My Sins [Al Chayt] by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
‘So that’s what a Time Lord is worth now— less than a stupid ape manicure?’
‘It’s French nails,’ she replied as if that’d mean anything to him.
‘I’ll console m’self with that knowledge.’
They stared at each other.
‘I won’t add in the pedicure,’ Donna said decisively.
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Forget Me, Rose Tyler by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
"I pun Rose, there's something more you've learned about me today." "I bite," she countered. He pulled free of her teasing grasp. "Me too."
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Images on Jericho's Walls by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
"What looks better on a man? This--" She nods at the Doctor's reflection in the mirror as he stands in his t-shirt and denims. She yanks off the shirt. "Or this?
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Incendiary by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
Rose Tyler kissed the Doctor confidently, as if she knew he was the answer to every question she needed to ask -- and knew just as surely that she was the answer to all of his.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Let My Doctor Go by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
There’s nothing like imminent death to take a woman’s mind temporarily off murdering her lover.
Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: (Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel
London Without Starshine by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
It's half-past one o'clock of the morning, Christmas has gone by and Britain is past due for its annual invading. He should be thrilled at his... that is to say at London's good luck, not walking her streets in a funk looking for some kind of incendiary distraction. The action takes place just after "Day of the Doctor".
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Loving You as the Earth Grows Dark (Ani L'Dodi) by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
Be careful what you wish for, the Doctor had told Rose Tyler. He didn't follow his own advice, but he wouldn't be the Doctor if he had. As Reapers bring mayhem and death to Earth, within a church growing dark and dense with tears and hopeless despair, love and hope and passion unfold, and lovers caress, and the Doctor finds he is something more – something bigger – than a Time Lord.
Episode 8, "Father's Day", from LMCTW Series 1, in which the Doctor and Rose are lovers.
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Other Character(s), Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Maybe it Tickles by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
Rose was so darned cute when he was driving her crazy. And by then driving her crazy had become something of a habit.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
More Than Flesh and Form by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
He realized he had to track the creatures, stop their carnage. Instead he searched the house again, calling her name.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
My Funny Valentine by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
The Master ripped the Doctor’s tattered shirt completely off, jammed the thorn between two ribs, and twisted. The Doctor shrieked in agony, his knees buckled, and he slid down the wall as far as the bindings allowed. With another twist of the thorn he screamed again. “Oi! “Attired in the finest silk of any time period, bejeweled, perfumed and coifed, Donna Noble was a vision of beauty. She was sexy, statuesque, goddess-like. And royally pissed off. “Are you the wanker that ruined my Valentine’s Day? “
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: (Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel
On the Subject of Eggnog Liberally Laced with Jack by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor mixes Eggnog and Jack; no, not Jack Daniels. He should know better.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Jackie Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
One Thousand Cranes by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor being bored is sad in a way. Sometimes it can be dangerous. But right then, it was a turn-on.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Past Imperfect, Future Conditional by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
"Hey there, old man!" The Doctor looked into the pale eyes of the paler young man kneeling over him and hit a wall of mad brilliance. He knew that wall. "I don't think that I'm the old man here. Feel free t'correct me if I'm wrong."
Characters: The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Resonating, Concretely by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
"Dance with me, Doctor." "Isn't this song already taken?" The Doctor turned back to the window. Not sulking. Not sulking at all. Rose took the sonic out of his hand. "You've got the moves; show me your moves."
Episode 6 in LMCTW series, "The Doctor Dances". (Recognizable dialog is from the episode by Steven Moffat) CO-WRITTEN with KELKAT9.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Revised Schematics by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
He knows the definition of bliss with every millimetre of body and every spark of friction. Bliss is exultation, and exultation is moving inside Rose.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Rose With an O by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
Rose had returned with the TARDIS to Satellite 5, ended the Time War, and saved the Doctor's life. Then he had saved hers. That was what they did, right-- so why was she so furious at him?
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Rose, Free-Falling Through My Hearts by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
"He's your boyfriend." "Now be fair, Doctor; look at it from Adam's point of view." "Passed out on the floor of the TARDIS?" (Episode 7, "The Long Game", rewritten for LMCTW Series 1. Recognizable dialog is from the episode written by Russell T. Davies.)
Characters: Adam Mitchell, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
Screwed by jer832 [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor frowned at his sonic screwdriver. “What’s wrong with you?" The small blue mushroom-cap tip of the device began to wiggle slowly in his hand. Setting 1, Rose thought. This escape was going to be very interesting.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Shag or Die by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
Despite the finality of "Journey's End", the Doctor did ultimately breach the wall between universes, rescue Rose Tyler, and bring her home. The threat of universes colliding and realities shattering into chaos was nothing compared to the threat that drove the Time Lord to this, his most desperate and irresponsible act
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Silent Nights by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
He was clever, he could sort any problem, find every solution. He could fix anything. Except this.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Small Talk by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor and Jack kill a little time after the trio's latest escapade. The talk is explicit. The topic is Rose Tyler. If Jack has anything to say about it, the Doctor and Rose will have one more escapade this day. Finally.
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
That Photo of Them by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
Early in his universe-saving partnership with Rose Tyler, the Doctor finds himself in a terrifying new peril: Tyler Family Christmas photos.
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
The Alien on Speed Dial by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
Chased through 10 Downing by a farting green alien, Rose hid behind a window curtain while the Doctor rushed to get to her before the murdering Slitheen did. All things considered, it seemed like a good time for a little phone sex. (This is an excerpt from LMCTW Ep 5, World War Three.) CO-WRITTEN with YUMIMUM
Characters: Harriet Jones, Rose Tyler, Slitheen, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
The Dalek Wears Prada by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
"You died," she whispered. "It terrified you an' it was gonna kill you, an' you gave up, an' I couldn't save you."
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The TARDIS
Series: None
The Doctor's Rules... Rose's Heat by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
He popped her denims open and pressed her against the railing. "Only skirts or dresses, preferably short, and absolutely no... Ah." He grinned. His Rose was knickerless. (LMCTW rewrite of Episode 4, "Aliens of London". Recognizable dialog is from the episode by Russell T. Davies.)
Characters: Harriet Jones, Jackie Tyler, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: Let Me Count the Ways
The Dreaming Jewels by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
Leather and raven feathers and forged steel, raw silk and blue topazes and sapphires were they, and heat and want and need, and he took her on the moor.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
The Stuff of Legend by jer832 [Reviews - 2]
Maybe he was meant to come back, meant to take her. Maybe the times lines don't matter as long as he has his Rose. Maybe changing everything from this moment will halt the inexorable progression to his condemning future. (Spoilers for "Waters of Mars")
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Time Enough by jer832 [Reviews - 1]
She ached to go to him - physically ached, so intense and commanding was her need to entwine her fingers in his, to wrap her arms inside his jacket and burrow into the Doctor's comfort and love. To feel him solid and alive again … and whole and real and alive … and alive ... and so beautifully, wondrously, fantastically alive! It was wrong. That it felt so right terrified her.
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Virus by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
"It's not safe to go out!"
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
When Gallifreyan Eyes Are Smiling by jer832 [Reviews - 3]
"Would ye go out on a limb for me, Donna?" he asked, silly and full of Guinness and feeling nothing like the well-behaved, theoretically asexual alien he was supposed to be. "Sure, what's a limb among best friends," Donna replied, stretching a leg to plant her foot against the Doctor's chest. "If we were in dire straits, Donna, would you be willing to go out on two limbs for me?" "Are we in dire straits, Doctor?" "We may well be at last, Donna Noble," he said soberly, twisting a long finger into the emerald cord of Donna's knickers. Sometime after the "Sontaran Stratagem"; this stand-alone story follows the events of my story "My Funny Valentine".
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: (Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel
Who Can Retell the Things that Befell? [or, Naked Came the Spaceman] by jer832 [Reviews - 0]
A familiar gut-twisting, nausea-raising, throat-tightening sense of impending doom suddenly filled her. Rolling her eyes, Donna left the viewing audience and tried to keep up with the naked Time Lord.
Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: (Holidays) If Time Has No Straight Lines, then History Must be a Gag Reel