neveralarch ()

Member since: 2010.09.02
Website: neveralarch.livejournal.com

Well, this is me. I like both Classic and New Who, the BFAs, and Curse of the Fatal Death. I mostly write Doctor/Master or gen, but my reading\'s a bit all over the place.

I grew up watching Doctor Who, when Seven was in reruns on PBS. I think I like Two best, though. Or Audio!Six, whichever.

Stories

A Fleeting Passion for Facial Hair by neveralarch [Reviews - 3]
A very serious multi-era fic about the Master's beards.

Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.07.29
  • Updated: 2014.07.29
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1564

A Maze of Ashy Days by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Leela leaves the War behind.

Characters: Donna Noble, Leela, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.01.01
  • Updated: 2012.01.01
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1744

A Pleasant Othermass Evening by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Braxiatel's Othermass party does not go to plan.

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Leela, Narvin, Romana II, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.01.07
  • Updated: 2013.01.07
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1390

Adrenaline and Endorphins by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
From the prompt: "Theta introduces Koschei to the wonderful world of hatesex."

  • Other Doctors
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex, Explicit Violence, Swearing
  • Slash

Characters: The Doctor (Academy era), The Master (Academy era)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.06.24
  • Updated: 2011.06.24
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 814

Amalgamation by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
Andred, settling in. (Set in series 1 of Gallifrey, contains spoilers for Torvald's and Andred's character arcs.)

Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.01.05
  • Updated: 2012.01.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 476

Automaton by neveralarch [Reviews - 2]
This body is the most perfect vessel that he has ever inhabited. The Master has an awful lot of feelings about his new body.

Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.01.03
  • Updated: 2012.01.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2572

Brinkmanship by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
The Master plays well with himself. Not so much with the Doctor. (Set during the End of Time.)

Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.11.16
  • Updated: 2010.11.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1078

Cataracts and Cascades by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
There are some things that can never be wiped clean completely.

Characters: The Doctor (7th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.01.10
  • Updated: 2011.01.10
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3079

Cave of Webs by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
A moment after they landed, the Doctor noticed the approaching alien on the monitor. A story set all through the spoof The Web of Caves, which I definitely recommend watching first.

Characters: The Doctor (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.03.15
  • Updated: 2012.03.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1753

Comment fic by neveralarch [Reviews - 7]
Some short not-drabbles written for various best_enemies prompts on livejournal. (All currently various combinations of Doctor/Master)

Characters: Barbara Wright, Erimem, Frobisher, Ian Chesterton, Peri Brown, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (Academy era), The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Academy er
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.01.30
  • Updated: 2012.06.13
  • Chapters: 22
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 11517

Common Issues in Child Care by neveralarch [Reviews - 6]
From a prompt by aralias: "Some sort of Gallifrey babyfic - yes, that's what's happening here." Set in a idyllic future of the canon, where both the K-9s are there and also Elbon is not a zombie.

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, K-9, Leela, Narvin, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Romana II, Romana II, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.04.30
  • Updated: 2011.04.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4873

Concerns by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Thoughts in a time of war.

Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Jacobi)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.11.04
  • Updated: 2010.11.05
  • Chapters: 2
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1173

Continuing Care by neveralarch [Reviews - 2]
The assisted living home in Amy's Choice is called 'Sarn.' Set post-episode.

Characters: The Doctor (11th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.07.13
  • Updated: 2011.07.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 691

Cool It by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
Missy's still trying to decide who exactly she's supposed to be. (A short period of calm, contemplation, and outdoor sex during World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls.)

Characters: Bill Potts, Missy, The Doctor (12th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None

  • Published: 2018.02.14
  • Updated: 2018.02.14
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3154

Cosmic Galacticians by neveralarch [Reviews - 6]
"We had sexual education at the Academy," said the Doctor, testily. "I know you were there, as you and Drax kept throwing pieces of paper at my head."

Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.07.19
  • Updated: 2011.07.19
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2223

Crocodile Clips by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor gets sidetracked while repairing the Master's knee. (Written for an anon on the best_enemies anonmeme who prompted Shalkaverse partially-disassembled sex.)

Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.06.13
  • Updated: 2013.06.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2569

Differentiation by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
This Doctor was fairly tall, as these things went. Shameless height kink set in and around a bunch of Three-era serials.

Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.05.12
  • Updated: 2011.05.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1882

Experimentation in Trauma Management by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
The Master never used to be the one that couldn't deal with reality. A post-Sympathy for the Devil story.

Characters: Other Character(s), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.09.12
  • Updated: 2010.09.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1326

Five Notes Rapid by neveralarch [Reviews - 2]
Sometimes the Master stops himself. Sort of.

Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.09.17
  • Updated: 2010.09.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3296

Gearbox (The Won't Miss a Piece Remix) by neveralarch [Reviews - 6]
"How does the TARDIS work? asks Ace.

Characters: Ace McShane, Barbara Wright, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Erimem, Hex Schofield, Ian Chesterton, Jamie McCrimmon, Mel Bush, Romana II, Susan Foreman, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.05.09
  • Updated: 2012.05.09
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 6103

Honeymooners by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
The Master and the Rani had made it as far as the Monan Host's homeworld cluster before they broke up. A prequel to my fic The Amazon, spanning the gap between The War Games and Terror of the Autons.

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Other), The Rani (Academy era)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.03.11
  • Updated: 2011.03.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 10590

I Know This One by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Braxiatel can never decide whether he underestimates Romana or overestimates himself. Or possibly the other way around.

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Irving Braxiatel, Narvin, Narvin, Romana II
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.01.26
  • Updated: 2011.01.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4037

Leaky Inductive Arguments by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
There are ways of dealing with loss. This is not a good one. (Set before the webcast.)

Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.06.08
  • Updated: 2011.06.09
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 840

Mechanics by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
The Master's not feeling himself.

Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.09.03
  • Updated: 2010.09.04
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 837

Midnight Oil by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor smokes opium while the Master tries to sleep. (Established relationship, Eight/Roberts!Master.)

Characters: The Doctor (8th), The Master (Roberts)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.08.01
  • Updated: 2012.08.01
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 930

Negotiation by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor, the Master, Alison, and a miserable muddy war.

  • Other Doctors
  • Teen
  • Explicit Violence
  • Action/Adventure, Slash, Standalone

Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.09.11
  • Updated: 2010.09.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 9297

Nonsense All Compact (The Community Theatre Remix) by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
Braxiatel directs amateur community theatre in the small village of Gallifrey. Romana is the Council Leader in Gallifrey, and uses theatre as a political distraction. Eventually they hold hands. (Mundane AU of Gallifrey.)

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Leela, Narvin, Romana II, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.12.31
  • Updated: 2013.12.31
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 12644

On Her Lady President's Secret Service by neveralarch [Reviews - 4]
Narvin and Leela tracking down spies in the Citadel. And also fighting with people. And fighting with each other. And having discussions about CIA training methods. But they also track down spies.

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Leela, Narvin, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Romana II
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.12.16
  • Updated: 2010.12.16
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 13025

On Her Tip-Toes by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Romana goes on her adventure, with special guest Antonin. (Based on Gallifrey: Reborn.)

Characters: John Benton, Mike Yates, Romana II
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.03.19
  • Updated: 2013.03.19
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4632

One Life at a Time by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
Meetings with future selves: often unnerving.

Characters: The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.12.13
  • Updated: 2010.12.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 537

Operator, Operator by neveralarch [Reviews - 15]
The Master works as a phone sex operator in order to kick-start his political career. That's it, really.

Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (9th), The Master (Simm), The Master (Simm)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.08.05
  • Updated: 2011.08.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 6107

Paean by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
There are different forms of want, and different forms of need. (Asexual!Master fic)

Characters: The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Other), The Rani
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.01.31
  • Updated: 2012.01.31
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3806

Playing Shakespeare by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
It's not just writing plays that Richard has to contend with. Set some time after the conclusion of the BFA The Kingmaker.

Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.03.04
  • Updated: 2011.03.04
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 765

Possible Pastimes by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Theta and Koschei are experimenting. Some experiments are more successful than others. (Asexual!Koschei fic.)

Characters: The Master (Academy era)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.11.09
  • Updated: 2010.11.09
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 392

Prey of the Cheetahs by neveralarch [Reviews - 3]
There are strange things happening at Cambridge, and they seem to be connected with the appearance of a black cat. (A Three-era retelling of Survival.)

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Liz Shaw, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.05.19
  • Updated: 2011.05.19
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 5869

Professional Foul by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
It's been half a century since infamous villain the Master brought his powerful family the wrong sort of publicity by destroying a chunk of the universe! The Master's wouldn't mind getting back in their good books, and accepts a job as physiotherapist on his mother's space rugby team. There's just one thing one man standing in the way of earning back his self-respect: the team's Doctor.

Characters: The Doctor (6th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.06.13
  • Updated: 2013.06.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4000

Recycling by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Reusing date ideas is maybe a bad idea. Or a really good idea.

Characters: Professor Yana, River Song, River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.12.25
  • Updated: 2010.12.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1328

Regarding the Complex by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Pain does different things to different bodies

Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.05.16
  • Updated: 2011.05.16
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1210

So Far Exceeds Expression by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
The Doctor lands in 1671, and meets an old friend. Unfortunately, that old friend has a plan, and he's never been very good at them. Worse, the military is kind of disappearing. AU of the War Games.

Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Narvin, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Other Character(s), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Other), Zoe Herriot
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.09.21
  • Updated: 2010.10.04
  • Chapters: 5
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 32519

Spin of the Nucleus by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor can be distracting at times. The Master doesn't really mind.

Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.12.27
  • Updated: 2010.12.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1487

Stages of Suppression by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Romana doesn't know where Narvin even gets any of these feelings from.

Characters: Narvin, Romana II
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.05.08
  • Updated: 2011.05.08
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4036

The Amazon by neveralarch [Reviews - 2]
Jo made a poor choice in husbands, the Master made a poor choice in building materials, and the Doctor's gone off in a scarf.

Characters: Jo Grant, The Doctor (4th), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.10.05
  • Updated: 2010.10.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 9417

The Caged Cinema by neveralarch [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor plays mechanic.

Characters: The Doctor (WebCast 9th), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.11.11
  • Updated: 2010.11.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3718

The Diver by neveralarch [Reviews - 2]
Traveling together is something of a strain. (Post-Sympathy for the Devil AU, where the Doctor takes the Master with him, and then they don't work out any of their issues.)

Characters: The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.03.22
  • Updated: 2012.03.22
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2565

The End of the Over by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
After the false Master-alarm in medieval England, the Doctor wonders what the real Master has been doing with himself. Post-Planet of Fire and The Kingmaker.

  • Fifth Doctor
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex, Swearing
  • Angst, Humor, Slash

Characters: Erimem, Peri Brown, The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.04.13
  • Updated: 2011.04.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3261

The Genuine Moral Incentive by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
A dialogue.

Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.01.15
  • Updated: 2011.01.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1270

The Man I Once Was by neveralarch [Reviews - 4]
Sometimes the Doctor is his own worst enemy. Or his most annoying enemy, anyway.

Characters: Frobisher, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (6th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.11.27
  • Updated: 2010.11.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 976

The Most Secret Diary by neveralarch [Reviews - 4]
From a prompt: The Doctor finds Jo's very secret diary in which she's written at length about how attractive she finds the Master. The Doctor tries to prevent any sort of romantic entanglements, and some threatening aliens get involved. Three/Delgado!Master and Jo/Delgado!Master.

Characters: Jo Grant, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.08.01
  • Updated: 2012.08.01
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3325

The Renegade Tourbus by neveralarch [Reviews - 4]
Matrix archives: mailing list section. Fragments from the 'Gallifreyan Expatriate Circular', commonly referred to as the 'GEC'.

Characters: Iris Wildthyme, Iris Wildthyme, Iris Wildthyme, Romana II, The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Ainley), The Meddling Monk, The Rani
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.03.06
  • Updated: 2011.03.06
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1809

The Very Model by neveralarch [Reviews - 2]
Being the tale of how Admiral Romana kept her job, how Rear-Admiral Braxiatel fought off the empire's enemies, how Leela of the Sevateem gained an audience with the Admirality, and how Captain Narvin was irritated by just about everyone. (A Gallifrey/Age of Sail fusion, where most of the characters are still Time Lords, even though that doesn't make much sense when they're on wooden ships.)

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Leela, Narvin, Romana II
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.05.08
  • Updated: 2012.05.08
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 10070

Those People Down in Marketing by neveralarch [Reviews - 6]
An office AU, where the Master is a programmer and the Doctor is in marketing, and they can't stand each other. Obviously.

Characters: Evelyn Smythe, Mel Bush, The Doctor (6th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.01.02
  • Updated: 2012.01.02
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1508

Tiller by neveralarch [Reviews - 3]
The first thing Leela does when she gets into the Doctor's ship is try to make sure that he can't get her out again.

Characters: Leela, The Doctor (4th), The TARDIS
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.12.30
  • Updated: 2012.12.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1943

Times Such as These by neveralarch [Reviews - 3]
The Time War is too large and complex and confusing to be viewed in generalities. Four personal stories from the War.

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, Irving Braxiatel, Leela, Narvin, Narvin, Romana II, The Doctor (8th), The Master (Other), The Master (Other)
Series: None

  • Published: 2013.03.17
  • Updated: 2013.03.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4755

Unsuitable Military Headgear by neveralarch [Reviews - 9]
The Doctor really wants another fez. Turns out getting and keeping one might be more difficult than just a quick trip to the shops.

Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.09.18
  • Updated: 2010.09.18
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1338

Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball? (The Ligaments Remix) by neveralarch [Reviews - 1]
When Donna wakes up she's on a stage, in a Valkyrie's costume, and she's halfway through the chorus. When Sal wakes up she's in a strange room, and her hair is red. (A remix of A Life at the Opera by johne)

Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (7th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2014.11.23
  • Updated: 2014.11.23
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2464

Working Holiday by neveralarch [Reviews - 0]
Christmas at the Home Office doesn't have a lot of perks. Spears tries to get Frobisher to come in from the cold.

  • Torchwood
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Character Study, Het

Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.09.05
  • Updated: 2010.09.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 891