stick_poker (Uncle Sticky)

Member since: 2010.06.27
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Having lovingly blending sci-fi and porn into combinations no-one probably really ought to have bothered with for, ooh, not very long really, stick_poker has mostly retired, and is in the process of archiving things here.

Series

Helping Hands by stick_poker [Reviews - 1]
Someone posted the concept, on tumblr's whoviansexualfrustrationblog, of a room in the TARDIS which, whenever the Doctor goes in there, contains himself every other time he's been there, leading to a seemingly limitless supply of other Doctors in there willing to lend, ah, whatever parts may be necessary, to help him deal with his urges. These stories are about what happens there.

Characters: None

Stories

A Helping Hand by stick_poker [Reviews - 1]
Rory is gone, but the Doctor has someone to help him deal with it. It's himself.

Characters: The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (Other)
Series: Helping Hands

  • Published: 2012.06.23
  • Updated: 2012.06.23
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1665

Complicity by stick_poker [Reviews - 1]
In which River enjoys misusing time travel for the purposes of carnality, and so does River. And so does the Doctor, eventually.

Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.07.01
  • Updated: 2012.07.01
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2272

It'll Turn Up by stick_poker [Reviews - 1]
In which we find out what happened to the swimming pool.

Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.11.23
  • Updated: 2011.11.23
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 609

Like A River by stick_poker [Reviews - 2]
There's something River needs, and something the Doctor needs to know about his clever mouth.

Characters: River Song, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.11.30
  • Updated: 2011.11.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 5444

Man's Other Best Friend by stick_poker [Reviews - 1]
It's about a man and his car. And his wife, and his car, and his wife and his car, and -

Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams
Series: None

  • Published: 2012.06.19
  • Updated: 2012.06.19
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4373

Many Hands Make Light Work by stick_poker [Reviews - 1]
What is it about the Ponds that just won't leave him alone?

Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: Helping Hands

  • Published: 2012.07.11
  • Updated: 2012.07.12
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2594

Orgasmatron by stick_poker [Reviews - 1]
On a stuffy planet where people think pleasure is bad for you, who can beat the Orgasmatron?

  • Eleventh Doctor
  • Adult
  • Explicit Sex, Non-Con
  • Het, Hurt/Comfort, Mixed, PWP, Standalone

Characters: Amy Pond, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.12.08
  • Updated: 2011.12.08
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 3185

While I'm Here by stick_poker [Reviews - 2]
So what would happen if the Doctor's Ganger showed up in the TARDIS? And why on earth is he dripping wet and minus his clothes?

Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.11.27
  • Updated: 2011.11.27
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1885