Mrs Doctor (Lauren)

Member since: 2008.07.17
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Well, let\'s see...I\'m...er...mumblemurmer years old....I think...bit hard to tell in the TARDIS. And that\'s exactly a bit....ish. Anyway, very fast paced life...lots of running, actually. Speaking of running, I better get to it before the Daleks catch up to....Would you quit yelling \"exterminate\" in my ear please? ...Oh...bugger...

Stories

Beware the Sparkles! (TW/Twilight cross-over crack.) by elisi [Reviews - 11]
It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after. Oh and Jack has sex with sparkly vampires. (SPOILERS for 'Breaking Dawn' and TW S2!)

  • Torchwood
  • Teen
  • Swearing
  • Crossover, Humor, Standalone

Characters: Captain John Hart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.09.09
  • Updated: 2008.09.09
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2964