Philosophercat ()

Member since: 2009.09.25
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Specialist in twisty-plotty, character study, and crackfic- usually at the same time.

I\'m still very new to Teaspoon, and so far I have only posted short character pieces but I have some long, plotty adventure fics that I\'m cleaning up to post in the near future.

Stories

"Yeah, I know what an allegory is," said Ace. by merripestin [Reviews - 22]
There once was a man who married goldfish. (lj:dw100 love challenge)

Characters: Ace McShane, The Doctor (7th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.10.09
  • Updated: 2003.10.09
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 100

'but brave' by LilacFree [Reviews - 10]
Who looks like the Doctor, sounds like the Doctor, but is dying for a pint?

Characters: Other Character(s), Tegan Jovanka, The Cybermen, The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.05.11
  • Updated: 2008.05.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 361

A Discourse on the Medical Risks of Regeneration by PencilGuardian [Reviews - 11]
On Gallifrey, the newly-minted Third Doctor gets a checkup.

Characters: The Doctor (3rd)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.04.21
  • Updated: 2009.04.21
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3058

A Good Tradition by theshoelessone [Reviews - 6]
Five/Tegan. The Doctor, she thought, was a bit of a sissy sometimes. Part of my Valentine's Vignettes.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.02.17
  • Updated: 2009.02.17
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 514

A Letter From... by Gary Merchant [Reviews - 7]
Criticism is all very well.

Characters: The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2004.06.03
  • Updated: 2004.06.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 391

A Row (Or Two) by vvj5 [Reviews - 16]
On the usefulness of knitting in an emergency.

Characters: Evelyn Smythe, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.03.06
  • Updated: 2009.03.06
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1353

A Spot of Festive Shopping by vvj5 [Reviews - 17]
Tegan's on an unexpected Christmas shopping trip with the wrong Doctor.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.12.15
  • Updated: 2008.12.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2636

Chosen by Dr Dave [Reviews - 3]
A brief story set immediately after The King's Demons.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2004.12.30
  • Updated: 2004.12.30
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 347

Complete Strangers by Andraste [Reviews - 15]
"Time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guide book, you gotta throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double, and end up kissing complete strangers. Or is that just me?" - The Doctor, 'The Long Game'.

Characters: Romana II, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.02.11
  • Updated: 2006.02.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 829

Doctor Who and the Exodus of the Daleks by mary_pseud [Reviews - 10]
The Doctor, Tegan and Turlough are forced to confront an old enemy with very new plans for revenge. Gallifrey has been overrun by Daleks led by a rejuvenated Davros, and unless the Doctor can stop him, an uncanny Harvest will transform Davros into an all-powerful Eternal! This story takes place in the same time frame as 'Resurrection of the Daleks' and may contain spoilers for that episode, and also 'The Five Doctors' and 'Enlightenment.' Set in the AU timeline of 'Damnatio Memoriae.'
Retitled 1/1/09; previous title was 'Exodus of the Daleks Part II'

Characters: Davros, Davros, K-9, Kamelion, Kamelion, Leela, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Tegan Jovanka, Tegan Jovanka, The Daleks, The Daleks, The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Ainley), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, Turlough, Turlough
Series: Damnatio Memoriae

  • Published: 2008.04.24
  • Updated: 2008.12.29
  • Chapters: 12
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 36808

Drabbles & Dares (& Things I'd Never Write) by vvj5 [Reviews - 52]
Drabbles written for dw100 prompts, memed ficlets and other shorts.

Characters: Ace McShane, Adric, Amy Pond, Barbara Wright, Ben Jackson, Bernice Summerfield, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Charley Pollard, Dodo Chaplet, Evelyn Smythe, Harry Sullivan, Ian Chesterton, Jack Harkness, K-9, Leela, Liz Shaw, Martha Jones, Mel Bush, Nyssa, Peri Brown, Th
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.04.21
  • Updated: 2015.10.28
  • Chapters: 57
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 10448

Every Present Is a Past by AstroGirl [Reviews - 20]
This is all that's left of Traken.

Characters: Nyssa, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.01.02
  • Updated: 2009.01.02
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 798

Fair Fight by Sub Rosa [Reviews - 4]
There's more than one way to win.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, Turlough
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.09.01
  • Updated: 2006.09.01
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 479

Fission by PencilGuardian [Reviews - 26]
COMPLETE. The Doctor is accidentally cut in half whilst trying to stop the Master.

Characters: Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: None

  • Published: 2007.09.20
  • Updated: 2007.12.23
  • Chapters: 22
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 39791

Five Times Sarah Lied to the Doctor About Harry by vvj5 [Reviews - 9]
There's absolutely nothing going on between Harry and Sarah, whatever the Doctor thinks.

Characters: Harry Sullivan, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.01.31
  • Updated: 2010.01.31
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1379

Grounds for Annulment by Sub Rosa [Reviews - 35]
Peri marries an alien and deals with wedding-night expectations.

Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.08.31
  • Updated: 2006.08.31
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 4559

In Captivity by theshoelessone [Reviews - 5]
Five/Tegan. The spectators at an alien zoo expect more than they're given when the two humanoids are paraded before them. After all, the sign did read "Mating Couple in Captivity."

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.02.19
  • Updated: 2009.02.19
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1760

Irresistible Force by synaesthete7 [Reviews - 11]
The Fifth Doctor gets a haircut, acquires a temporary new companion, and matches wits with a terrifying alien killer.

Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.08.15
  • Updated: 2003.08.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 10490

Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by Elliptic Eye [Reviews - 10]
Committing suicide was a real challenge if you were a Time Lord.

Characters: Mel Bush, Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (Other), The TARDIS, The TARDIS, The Valeyard, The Valeyard, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.06.20
  • Updated: 2009.09.04
  • Chapters: 2
  • Completed: No
  • Word count: 8195

Knowing Her Place by Primsong [Reviews - 12]
That old Type 40 never did fit in. Now it would never be of use again, such a shame, such a shame.

  • First Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Character Study, General, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Vignette

Characters: The TARDIS
Series: Tales for One

  • Published: 2010.01.10
  • Updated: 2010.01.10
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1364

L'amour Looks Just Like You by Kittenmommy [Reviews - 10]
The fifth Doctor and Tegan enjoy an evening together in Paris. Prequel to my fic "Never Gonna Dance Again".

Characters: The Doctor (5th), Tegan Jovanka, Turlough
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.08.29
  • Updated: 2003.08.29
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 6004

Let Them Eat Cake by JJPOR [Reviews - 31]
Ten. Naked. Chained to Three. Covered in cake.

Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Jo Grant, Sergeant Benton, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes

  • Published: 2009.08.18
  • Updated: 2009.08.18
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2227

Love Misunderstood by docs_pupil [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor realizes his feelings for a certain companion, but gets his messages crossed on the proper human custom of initial courtship.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.01.14
  • Updated: 2009.01.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 100

Monk-in-the-Box by Primsong [Reviews - 2]
The Meddling Monk squishes himself into his tiny TARDIS and tries to steer it anyway. Brief appearance of Steven, Vicki and the 1st Doctor.

Characters: Other Character(s), Steven Taylor, The Doctor (1st), Vicki
Series: Tales for One

  • Published: 2008.07.05
  • Updated: 2008.07.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1590

Moving Violation by Kittenmommy [Reviews - 3]
The Master meets my original character Angelina, but he's mistaken her for someone else.

Characters: The Master (Ainley)
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.10.15
  • Updated: 2003.10.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 633

Nowhere Series 1: Reunions by warinbabylon [Reviews - 3]
A Moroccan beach is an excellent place for a reunion.

Characters: Other Character(s), Peri Brown, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.08.16
  • Updated: 2003.08.16
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 7933

Nowhere Series 6: Trials and Tribulations by warinbabylon [Reviews - 1]
He returns again: unannounced and unexpected. This time, however, things are much different, but it is Tegan who has trouble adjusting.

Characters: Peri Brown, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.08.16
  • Updated: 2003.08.16
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 14759

Out of Time -4 by warinbabylon [Reviews - 0]
Missing scene. Takes place at the end of the Awakening.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.08.15
  • Updated: 2003.08.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2088

Readers by Calapine [Reviews - 5]
Tegan, the Doctor and an awful lot of books.

  • Fifth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • General
  • Character, Study, Vignette, General

Characters: The Doctor (5th), Adric, Tegan Jovanka
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.11.11
  • Updated: 2003.11.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1273

ROPE by kalima [Reviews - 19]
Tegan misplaces her key. She did not have a good time losing it. The Doctor sets out to retrieve it, and, in the process, changes a young man's perception of himself, and his place in the world.

Characters: None
Series: None

  • Published: 2006.08.03
  • Updated: 2006.08.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 5584

Second Chances by Dr Dave [Reviews - 4]
Tegan reunites with who appears to be the 5th Doctor some 12 years after she left him.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.09.07
  • Updated: 2003.09.07
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2424

Serenity's Shadow by Chryse [Reviews - 40]
Set after the events of the novel 'Cold Fusion' and before 'Earthshock'. Nyssa decides she wants to leave the TARDIS crew and make a new life for herself on the Trakenite colony of Serenity. But little does she realise 'there's no place like home'.

  • Fifth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Action/Adventure, Drama, Hurt/Comfort

Characters: Adric, Nyssa, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.03.30
  • Updated: 2016.08.23
  • Chapters: 14
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 116267

Seven Minutes by theshoelessone [Reviews - 11]
Five/Tegan. "Two years for you, Tegan, but all it took me was seven minutes to realize how unfair everything you told me was. Seven minutes and all of your twenty years gone for me to sort it all out."

  • Fifth Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Angst, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.03.07
  • Updated: 2009.03.07
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1839

Shadow Self by LizBee [Reviews - 1]
Fifth Axis interrogations stir up things best left quiet in Braxiatel's mind. Or, The One Where Brax Has A Head!Pandora.

Characters: Irving Braxiatel
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.09.26
  • Updated: 2008.09.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 870

Smash It (Zombies And Time Lords Remix) by golden orange [Reviews - 9]
The scary thing is, an invasion of zombies and a Time Lord lodger isn't even the weirdest thing Tim and Daisy have seen this week. Crossover with Spaced.

  • Eleventh Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Action/Adventure, Crossover, General, Horror, Humor

Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2010.06.25
  • Updated: 2010.06.25
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2207

Snow Angels by theshoelessone [Reviews - 6]
Five/Tegan. "You've got to make time, Tegan." He bounced slightly on the balls of his feet, smiling like a little boy with a secret. "Snow angels."

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.03.13
  • Updated: 2009.03.13
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2378

Somnambulist by LilacFree [Reviews - 6]
Set post-Kinda. Tegan's been through hell up to now and she's getting low on purple eyeshadow. Stress does things to her. Hints of 5/Tegan.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: Walkabout

  • Published: 2006.05.04
  • Updated: 2006.05.04
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2118

Ten Times The Doctor (Almost) Got Hitched by vvj5 [Reviews - 20]
You wouldn't believe how difficult it is for a passing Time Lord not to get married to famous historical women completely by accident. Seriously. Happens all the time.

Characters: Ben Jackson, Bernice Summerfield, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Charley Pollard, Evelyn Smythe, Harry Sullivan, Jack Harkness, Liz Shaw, Polly Wright, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, Tegan Jovanka, Turlough
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.12.05
  • Updated: 2009.12.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 5549

The Benefits of Being Monochromatic by Primsong [Reviews - 15]
One and Ian set out to explore, and of course the girls must follow - but where do they go from there? And does it matter how you're dressed? A gen adventure on a classic pattern.

Characters: Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton, Susan Foreman, The Doctor (1st)
Series: Tales for One

  • Published: 2008.12.23
  • Updated: 2008.12.23
  • Chapters: 8
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 19646

The Chinese Remainder Theorem by eve11 [Reviews - 9]
"This is the place? Oh, that afternoon we spent, just flying kites."

Characters: Evelyn Smythe, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.02.03
  • Updated: 2008.02.03
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1540

The Deal by Kittenmommy [Reviews - 7]
Tegan hatches a devious plot to trick the Doctor into doing something he'd never do otherwise. Takes place sometime after my fic L'amour Looks Just Like You.

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th), Turlough
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.05.13
  • Updated: 2008.05.14
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1312

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting Laid on Gallifrey by LizBee [Reviews - 14]
The Gallifreyan Karma Sutra is a very short book.

Characters: Romana I, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.01.22
  • Updated: 2008.01.22
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1293

The Pretty One? by Sigyn [Reviews - 16]
The Tardis called him the "pretty one"? Rory can't understand it. Maybe he doesn't really want to. Takes place within a day or two of The Doctor's Wife.

  • Eleventh Doctor
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Angst, Character Study, Drama, Horror, Mixed

Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Doctor (11th), The TARDIS
Series: "Leftovers"

  • Published: 2011.10.10
  • Updated: 2011.10.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3379

The Protectionals! by JJPOR [Reviews - 15]
A forgotten classic from the 1981 television schedules, unfortunately as yet unreleased on DVD; only read this if you think you can handle the action; Duggan! Benton! The Protectionals!

  • Fourth Doctor, Other Era
  • Teen
  • Swearing
  • Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Fluff, Humor, Satire, Standalone

Characters: Other Character(s), Other Character(s), Sergeant Benton
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.07.19
  • Updated: 2009.07.19
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1222

The Spartans by JJPOR [Reviews - 47]
Greece, 480 BC: As the vast armies of the King of Kings prepare to battle the outnumbered defenders of the Hot Gates, the Doctor and his friends find themselves where they often find themselves at times like this caught in the middle.

  • Second Doctor
  • Teen
  • Explicit Violence
  • Action/Adventure, Drama, General

Characters: Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, Polly Wright, The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.08.22
  • Updated: 2009.10.10
  • Chapters: 11
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 69883

The Time of His Life by Spoofmaster [Reviews - 5]
Everything dies. Even a Time Lord will eventually use up all his get out of jail free cards, but the Doctor isn't about to make it easy for Death to claim him. Thirteenth Doctor.

  • Other Doctors
  • All Ages
  • None
  • Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Standalone

Characters: The Doctor (Author-Created)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.10.05
  • Updated: 2008.10.05
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 857

Three Men And A Myrka by Gary Merchant [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor learns more about the Myrka - with help.

Characters: Other Character(s), Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2005.01.31
  • Updated: 2005.01.31
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1085

Ticky Box Therapy by castrovalva9 [Reviews - 12]
After Time-Flight, the Fifth Doctor goes to see a therapist. "The ticky boxes told the sad tale. The Doctor was a histrionic, narcissistic, dependent, paranoid, passive-aggressive sociopath with possible bipolar tendencies."

Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2008.09.11
  • Updated: 2008.09.11
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 2617

Time Lords Made Us Do It by Bagheera [Reviews - 3]
After "End of Time", the Time Lords figure out that their only hope for survival is to give the drums to the Doctor. (Gallifrey crack fic).

Characters: Irving Braxiatel, K-9, Leela, Narvin, Romana II, The Master (Ainley), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None

  • Published: 2011.02.26
  • Updated: 2011.02.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 978

Toxcatl's Shadow by Calapine [Reviews - 4]
At the end of his first life, the Doctor spends some time with that nice Aztec lady he once accidently got engaged to (or My Totally True One/Cameca fanon.)

Characters: Cameca, The Doctor (1st)
Series: None

  • Published: 2009.10.26
  • Updated: 2009.10.26
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1428

Twenty Questions by warinbabylon [Reviews - 7]
Locked in a refrigerator with nothing to do? Forgotten your traveling backgammon game? What can two friends do to pass the time?

Characters: Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (5th)
Series: None

  • Published: 2003.08.15
  • Updated: 2003.08.15
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 11780

Unnecessary Vector by Primsong [Reviews - 14]
In which the Second Doctor, Jamie & Victoria find an old acquaintance meddling once again.

Characters: Jamie McCrimmon, Other Character(s), The Doctor (2nd), Victoria Waterfield
Series: Tales for Two

  • Published: 2009.01.09
  • Updated: 2009.01.11
  • Chapters: 5
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 9858

Walking the Labyrinth by LilacFree [Reviews - 6]
Doctor who? Has any one else ever walked into the TARDIS without having met the Doctor? This story is an attempt to walk in Tegan's high-heeled shoes. It follows canon from the 4th Doctor episode 'Logopolis' fairly closely, with a couple of additions.
Follows my story 'First Step' and is part of the same series. It also draws from the drabble 'He Laughs'.

Characters: Adric, K-9, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (4th), The Master (Ainley)
Series: Walkabout

  • Published: 2006.10.09
  • Updated: 2006.10.10
  • Chapters: 3
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 3419

Why, It's a Police-Box! by Primsong [Reviews - 15]
Why was it a police-box rather than a piece of junk, if it was meant to blend in?

Characters: Susan Foreman, The Doctor (1st), The TARDIS
Series: Tales for One

  • Published: 2009.07.21
  • Updated: 2009.07.22
  • Chapters: 1
  • Completed: Yes
  • Word count: 1400