"First of all, no funny business." Polly crossed her arms. "I want to make Ben a bit jealous, not replace him with you."
"Flattering," said Turlough drily. "Fortunately, the feeling is entirely mutual. I just need an article for my Emergency Survival Guide to Earth, dot co dot tri."
"Second thing, behave like a human being."
"What—make up pointless rules, be ludicrously wrong about technology, shout a lot?"
"Obviously not. I mean behave normally for a wedding."
"Get hopelessly drunk, kiss the wrong person, shout a lot?"
...Maybe she should just patch things up with Ben before Kitty's wedding.