Author's Notes:
Vicki's got everything under control.

A drabble riffing on this Unconventional Courtship Generator summary:

419) MISSION TO SEDUCE - SALLY WENTWORTH

His personal bodyguard

the Sixth Doctor had teased her, insulted her, but still he seemed to be stuck with Vicki Pallister as his official chaperone! She'd been appointed to look after him during a crucial assignment in Russia, and she refused to leave his side - day or night... . Just because Six was handsome and willowy didn't mean he needed Vicki's protection!

And he simply refused to be seduced by her. At least, that was the idea. Until his twenty-four-hour bodyguard decided the safest place for him was in her bed!

(Well, I've seen some quite sturdy willows.)

In spite of the summary, this Six & Vicki, not shippy.

"Don't be silly, Doctor," said Vicki. "The sniper won't be looking in my room, will they? And if they shoot me, in yours, with the weapon tuned to your personal bioprint, it won't do me any more harm than ordinary infrared waves, you said before. So we should swap."

"It makes sense," the Doctor admitted reluctantly. "But what if the assassins attack at closer range? Even if they see you're not me, they might break in and attack."

"Oh, don't worry," she said cheerily. "The Doctor—I mean the other Doctor, the old gentleman—he's been teaching me to box!"