“Sorry, Doc, no can do. You got yourself into this, you’ll have to get yourself out. I did warn you not to talk about your favourite fruit. These two lovely beings quite naturally took it to mean you were propositioning them. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have plans of my own. I spotted a lonely-looking Lixxian who’s just crying out for my company. Have fun, you’re in for a real treat with your new friends there.”
Jack spun on his heel and strode away towards a tall, blue, tentacled person, leaving the Doctor to fend for himself.