Author's Notes:
Written for Challenge 529: Android at dw100.

Spoilers: Bad Wolf.

Summary: All good things have to come to an end.

In Jack’s not inconsiderable experience, androids aren’t usually quite so… homicidal. This pair started out okay, giving him a makeover, a whole new outfit, and he was fine with that. Who’s going to complain about free clothes? But now they want to mess with perfection.

Not that he has anything against cosmetic surgery, wanting to look your best is never a bad thing, but chainsaws don’t make good surgical tools; he’d prefer to keep his face and body in one piece.

It was fun while it lasted, but now it’s time to go.

Good thing he still has his blaster!

The End