Author's Notes:
Written for Challenge 498: Spurn at dw100.

Summary: Rose it trying to fend off some unwanted alien attention.

“What should I do?” Rose hissed at the Doctor as the aliens crowded around her, stroking her hair and… other places.

“Just… back away slowly, and keep smiling.” The Doctor was fiddling with his sonic screwdriver. “I’ll see it I can deter them. They’re in heat and they might not take it too well if you spurn their advances.”

“Just hurry up!”

Rescue came from an unexpected direction.

“Well, boys and girls, are we gonna party or not?”

Everyone turned to find Jack standing there stark naked and smiling his biggest, brightest smile.

The aliens lost all interest in Rose.

The End