Author's Notes:
Written for Challenge 420: Gallery at dw100.

Spoilers: Art is subjective, but as far a Donna is concerned, none of this qualifies.

“So what’s this place then?” Donna asks. “A junkyard?” There are unidentifiable objects everywhere she looks, scatted seemingly at random. Honestly, it’s a mess.

The Doctor splutters a bit. “Junkyard? This is the biggest art gallery in the universe! The collected works of the greatest artists of almost a thousand worlds are displayed here!”

Donna isn’t particularly impressed. “Art? You’re pulling my leg!”

“Why would I do that? You wanted culture, well here it is; every exhibit in this gallery is a work of genius. Most of them are worth a fortune!”

“Sorry, they still look like scrap to me.”

The End