Summary: Rose thought her life would be boring until the day the store mannequins came to life.
Rose hadn’t thought so, but it turns out life is full of surprises. She’d been resigned to a boring existence, working in a shop, living with her mum until she could afford a flat of her own, then maybe getting married and having kids to start the cycle all over again.
Instead, her she is, hand in hand with some strange big-eared Northern bloke with a manic smile, running for her life from a bunch of plastic store mannequins that’re a whole lot more lively than they should be, and it’s… terrifying, but fun.