Summary: The Doctor has a great fondness for hats, especially his Eleventh regeneration.
Hats are cool; there are so many kinds!
The Doctor has had quite a few over his lifetime; there were those felt fedoras his fourth regeneration was so fond of, the Panama hat his fifth regeneration wore, and he seems to recall at least one trilby… Sometimes it gets hard to remember details after so long.
He’s fairly sure he’s never had a fez before though. Fezzes are definitely cool! It’s just a shame nobody else seems to think so. There’s no accounting for tastes.
Ah well, surely nobody can object to a Stetson. This is the Wild West. Right?