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The thirteenth Doctor stood infront of the full length mirror, staring at her new figure.
"Woman?" She blinked and shrugged. "Ah, well, not like I remember much anyway. For all I know, I could of been gay." She turned from the mirror. "Maybe this is a good thing."
She left the Wardrobe and went to the console room.
"But what if I'm gay now?" She asked thoughtfully to no one inperticuler. She bit her lip and went to the console.
She flipped a switch, and the room was illuminated.
"Okay, light switch." She took a sticker out from her pocket that said 'Light Switch' on it. She stuck in on top of the switch. "One down, a billion more to go..."
For a while, she was lableing the buttons so she would remember, circleing the console numerous times before stopping to look at the wall.
"Well, that's a bit odd." She thought outloud, approaching the wall. "Mymymymy, what does this do?"
She stared at a button that looked so out of place.
"Well, no harm in pressin' the T.A.R.D.I.S's buttons!"
Like the fool she was, she reached out and pressed the button. When nothing happened, she sighed and pouted.
"Well, that's a mighty boring-"
She was cut off when water sprayed out from invisible sprinklers around her and she squealed.
"NOOOO! MY MAKE-UP!"