"Ah, wilderness! You'll see Peri, this camping trip will be marvelous!"
Peri looked skeptical. "I don't know, Doctor. I think we'd be better off in the TARDIS. I was a girl scout, and we never put a tent together like that."
The Doctor whirled around. "A girl scout? A girl scout?! I am a Lord of Time! If I can pilot the TARDIS, I can put together a tent without help from a girl scout!"
"Then why did it just collapse?"
The Doctor whirled back around.
He gaped for a minute.
Then, authoritatively: "Come Peri. We'll be much better off in the TARDIS."