Chosen One

by Joseph Q Publique [Reviews - 7]

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  • All Ages
  • None
  • Crossover, Drabble, General, Humor

"In each generation," Giles began, sounding rather pompous, "there is a Slayer. One girl chosen to..."

"What?" the shabby little man in the frock coat interrupted. "Only one? Why?"

Giles was thrown. "What?"

"Well, it's rather inconvenient." The Doctor shrugged. "There's millions of nasty things out there, and just one girl fighting them. Why not an army?"

Buffy, Willow and Xander exchanged uncertain glances as Giles flustered. "Well...it's always...the Powers That Be..."

"Didn't think it through, did they?"

"Well..."

"Rather needlessly messianic, if you ask me. 'Chosen Ones' and 'Time's Champions' and all that. Never catch it happening to me."