1. dead leaves and the dirty ground [Reviews - 16] (1448 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself.

2. i just don't know what to do with myself [Reviews - 9] (1908 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself.

3. girl, you have no faith in medicine [Reviews - 8] (959 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself.

4. there's no home for you here [Reviews - 6] (2222 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself.

5. offend in every way [Reviews - 7] (2658 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself.

6. we're going to be friends [Reviews - 10] (3864 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself.

7. you've got her in your pocket [Reviews - 14] (6367 words)

8. i’m finding it harder to be a gentleman [Reviews - 15] (3262 words)

9. in the cold, cold night [Reviews - 9] (4120 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself.

10. a martyr for my love for you [Reviews - 8] (2351 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself.

11. i'm slowly turning into you [Reviews - 9] (3026 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself.

12. hello operator [Reviews - 7] (2392 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself. And yep, you guessed it -- this is a rewrite/combo of HN/FoB and the movie The Village.

13. effect and cause [Reviews - 5] (2803 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself. And yep, you guessed it -- this is a rewrite/combo of HN/FoB and the movie The Village.

14. seven nation army [Reviews - 13] (3278 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself. And yep, you guessed it -- this is a rewrite/combo of HN/FoB and the movie The Village.

15. jumble, jumble [Reviews - 8] (3393 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself. And yep, you guessed it -- this is a rewrite/combo of HN/FoB and the movie The Village.

16. hypnotize [Reviews - 7] (2821 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself. And yep, you guessed it -- this is a rewrite/combo of HN/FoB and the movie The Village.

17. the same boy you've always known [Reviews - 7] (2766 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself. And yep, you guessed it -- this is a rewrite/combo of HN/FoB and the movie The Village.

18. this protector [Reviews - 7] (3428 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself. And yep, you guessed it -- this is a rewrite/combo of HN/FoB and the movie The Village.

19. the denial twist [Reviews - 7] (3047 words)
Cowritten by helplesslynerdy and myself. And yep, you guessed it -- this is a rewrite/combo of HN/FoB and the movie The Village.

Annnnd we're at the end. Thanks for reading, folks!

20. epilogue - prickly thorn, but sweetly worn [Reviews - 3] (1365 words)
This excellent epilogue is entirely the work of my delightful co-author, helplesslynerdy. I'm just the poster here, folks.


Set after Journey's End