Author's Notes:
I had another idea for a Sarah Jane plus random Who kids story. It's still survival of the fittest at the Smith household as Sarah fights to get everyone to calm down and go to bed. Thanks to my mother for being something of a Sarah Jane herself.

"Jenny, Luke, Ace. Time to go to bed."

"Awww... we just started series three of Buffy."

"I don't want to go to Buffy's school. Seems a lot like ours."

"Why do I have to go to bed? Uncle Jack lets me stay up."

"Your uncle Jack would let you get away with murder."

"Yeah, it's only weirder be because you're there, Luke "Let's go hunt down those fish vampire things" Smith."

"But they were taking over the school."

"I still say we should have just chucked some Nitro-9 in and run instead of hanging around."

"You have school tomorrow, and we have to pick Adric and Clyde up. They're ready to come back from hospital."

"Just like Adric to-"

"Ace, as I remember, you and Turlough left Adric."

"Like you and Clyde and Jamie didn't panic. Jeez, Jenny, just 'cause you can regenerate..."

"Leave that out of this!"

"Mistress, I require oiling."

"Just a minute, K-9. Okay, you two really need to go to bed."

"What's you're problem, Dorothy?"

"Okay, bed. Now."

"Mistress, Jamie just came down."

"Yeah, Miss Smith, Turlough stole me pipes an'-"

"...I had nothing to do with that! I'm calling Dad."

"Right, you're the Professor's daughter."

"How long til the Doctor gets back, K-9?"

"Doctor Master said he would return in one week."


"I still require oiling, Mistress."

"I require coffee. Let's get some, K-9."