Disclaimer: I don't own nothing, they all belong to BBC. And I ain't making money off of this, so please don't sue!!
Rose: I'm bored.
Jack: Me too.
Rose, Jack: Doctor, we're bored!
Doctor: Go play outside then, children.
Rose, Jack: Children?!
Doctor: Yes, children.
Rose, Jack: I am not your child!
+Rose and Jack stare at eachother+
Doctor: Children. +clicks tongue+
+an hour later+
Rose, Jack: Daaaaddy!
+the Doctor looks up from whatever he's doing+
Rose, Jack: We're hungry!
Doctor: Then go to the kitchen.
Rose, innocently: Feed your children-
Rose, Jack: Daaaaddy!
Doctor +with a look of realisation+: Oh no.
Jack: We're hungry!
+after the Doctor reluctantly makes them food+
Rose: It's green.
Jack: It smells.
Doctor: Eat it.
Rose: Will it make me fat?
Jack: Can't do what's been done.
Rose: Why you-
Doctor: No fighting or you're going to bed. Both of you.
Jack: One bed?
+Rose elbows him hard+
Jack: Right, you're my sister....
+Doctor rolls his eyes+
Doctor: Only if Jack's on the floor.
Doctor: Finally! Their gone! +does a dance+
Rose: That's a bad word. +bottom lip trembles+
Rose, like nothing happened: I gotta pee.
Rose: Before I wet my jammys!! +tugs his coat+
Rose, squeezing legs shut: I gotta go!!!!
Doctor: Fine! +pulls her into bathroom+
Doctor: Bah! +sends her off to bed+
+goes to tinker with the t.a.r.d.i.s, sees Jack+
Jack: Daaaaaddy, I'm thirsty! Can I have a glass of water?
+Doctor stares at him+
Jack: I'm dehydrating! I'm dying! +clutches throut, makes a gurgling sound and falls to floor+
+Doctor watches with a glare+
Doctor: Bah! +pulls him up to get water+
Jack, gasping for air: Water! +drinks it+ Thanks! +goes to bed+
+Doctor grumbles and goes to tinker with the t.a.r.d.i.s.+
Rose, Jack: AHHH!!! +both come running into the control room+
Doctor: Now what?!
Rose: Daddy, daddy!
Jack: Nightmare, nightmare!
Doctor: Bloody hell!
Rose, Jack: Exactly!
Doctor: What? No! Bah.
+they run to him, pull him out and hug him+
Doctor: Er.... eh?
Rose: Make it better!
Jack: The terror!
+Doctor rolls eyes and pats them both on the head+
Doctor: There, there... +frowns+
Jack: Terror's gone! +gets up and leaves+
Rose: Jeeze. +she leaves, too+
Doctor: Riiiiiight. +tinkers with the t.a.r.d.i.s. for a while then goes to bed+
Rose: Daaaaddy!!! +comes running into room and barrels into the bed+
Doctor: Baaaaaah..... +groans and blinks wearily around before realising it was just Rose+
+Jack comes running in and jumps into the bed too+
Rose: Yeah, we're stuck in bed with you.... I mean, I'm terrified!
+Jack flicks her nose+
Rose, after smacking his arm: No violence!
Doctor: ENOUGH! TWO HOURS! THAT'S IT!!!
Jack: For what?
Rose: No yelling! It's mean!
Doctor: TWO HOURS OF SLEEP!!! SHHH!
+Rose and Jack pout+
Rose: But I'm scared! +snuggles into him+
Jack: Me too! +copies Rose+
Doctor: Two.... hours.... +squeezes eyes shut and ignores Rose whining about Jack poking her+
+they all go to sleep+
+Rose wakes up+
Rose: Where's daddy? +pouts+
Jack, dazed and confused: How'd I manage to get into your pants?
Rose: What? No, you idiot! +smacks his arm+
Jack: Oh, right.... I remember.....
Doctor, from kitchen: Breakfast!
+they get up, get food and sit at the table+
Jack: Fooooood! +starts eating+
Doctor, sitting down: Elbows OFF the table.
Doctor: And sit up straight, young lady.
+Rose immedently obeys+
Doctor, looking at Jack: Elbows off the table!
+Jacks hesitates then does so+
Doctor: Okay, remember to put your dishes into the sink. And brush your teeth.
Doctor: Yes, now.
Rose, getting up and in a perky voice: Okey-doke-kee!
Jack, gloomily: This sucks.
+the Doctor snickers+
Rose, pausing: Brush our teeth?
Doctor: Yep! +grins+ Off you go, now!
+they groan and grumble+
+the Doctor nods, satisfied with himself+
Doctor: They want to play house.... I'll play house!
Doctor: Rose! Jack!
+Rose comes in+
Doctor: Where's Jack?
Rose: Don't know, don't care.
Doctor, louder: Jack!
Doctor, in that father-means-it-now voice: JACK WILLIAM HARKNESS!
Rose: How'd you know his middle name?
Doctor, grinning: I didn't. It just came. +shrugs+
Doctor: Get in here!
+Jack comes in+
Jack: Whoever it was, I didn't do them!
Doctor: Er... bedtime.
Rose, Jack: Eh?
Doctor, pointing to clock: Seven-thirty.
Jack: What? No!
Rose: That's cruel!
+pushes them out of the room+
Jack: No! Way to early!
Rose: Yeah, way to early!
+the Doctor pushes Rose into her room, closes the door and locks it+
Doctor: You're grounded for resisting!
Jack: What are you? A cop?
Doctor: And you are too, for smart-mouthing! +pushes Jack into his room, locks it+
Rose, Jack: Not fair!
Doctor: Ha! +with a wide grin, he goes to tinker with the t.a.r.d.i.s.+
Rose and Jack never complained or even mentioned the word 'daddy' in the Doctor's presence again.
This was my first Doctor Who fic ever, so go easy on me!!