Delivering the morning coffee, Ianto could hear Owen cursing down in the autopsy bay.
“Damnit, where the fuck is it? I know I left it on the tray last night!”
“Yeah, my ultrasound gel’s gone missing!”
“Ah, sorry, I had to hide it from Jack.”
“I’ll probably regret asking this but… why?”
“He’d stripped naked, spread it all over himself and was sliding around on the floor.”
“Okay, even for Jack that’s weird.”
“Hey, don’t knock what you haven’t tried!” Jack grinned, leaning on the railing. “It’s even better than baby oil and much easier to clean up!”