Coordinating eight legs wasn’t easy; Jack quickly realised he was never going to learn to scuttle in the accepted spidery way. The best he could manage was a sort of lopsided lurching gait that resulted in him ending up in an undignified heap on the ground more often than not.
Ianto was being nice about it, helping him untangle his legs and get back on his feet with barely a smirk. Sadly, the same couldn’t be said for the others, who were falling about laughing.
It wasn’t fair. If he could only make spider-web, he’d be able to get revenge!
TBC in ‘Spider-Man 3: Searching The Web’