Ianto was busy cleaning Jack’s office, but when he reached the desk and tried to push it out of the way, it wouldn’t budge.
“What’s odd?” Jack had wandered in to… well, get in the way, most likely.
“Your desk won’t move.”
“Ah, yes, I’ve been meaning to mention that…”
“Jack, what did you do?”
“Well, you know how last time we were having fun on it we ended up on the floor because it moved? I solved the problem!”
“Dare I ask how?”
“I found this stuff called Super-Bond…”
“You glued your desk to the floor?”