Owen scowled at Jack; the medic was definitely not happy.
“When you phoned me I thought there was a medical emergency!”
“There is!” wailed Jack from where he lay in Ianto’s bathtub, his toe stuck firmly up the tap. “If Ianto catches me like this, he’ll kill me!”
“I’m a doctor, not a bloody plumber! Why’d you stick your toe up there anyway?” Ask a stupid question…
“I just wanted to see if it would fit!” And you get a stupid answer, should’ve known.
“Jack?” Ianto was glaring from the doorway. “Didn’t I tell you not to try that?”