For the prompt âThe Ice Cream Man Comethâ, one of the prompts I didnât get around to using for tw100âs challenge 288 last year. Iâve dug them out again to supplement the prompts I got from my f-list, just because there are still loads I wanted to use. Apologies for the mangled medieval English!
Summary: An alien device is giving Owen a major headache, even though heâs not the one whoâs affected.
“Hark! Dost thou hear? The Ice Cream Man cometh!” Ianto proclaimed grandly.
“Forsooth!” Jack replied. “Methinks thy ears dost not deceive thee, verily, the Ice Cream van approaches!”
“Wouldst thou mayhap partake of the good man’s wares?”
“Aye, certes! Let us forthwith go thither…”
“Stay right where you are!” Owen’s tone brooked no argument. “If you want ice cream, I’ll get it. You’re not goin’ out there sounding like medieval ponces!”
“Zounds! Thou art aright. Let us abide, Ianto.”
“Tosh, please tell me the effects of that bloody device will wear off soon! Otherwise I’ll be forced to kill them!”
The End
“Forsooth!” Jack replied. “Methinks thy ears dost not deceive thee, verily, the Ice Cream van approaches!”
“Wouldst thou mayhap partake of the good man’s wares?”
“Aye, certes! Let us forthwith go thither…”
“Stay right where you are!” Owen’s tone brooked no argument. “If you want ice cream, I’ll get it. You’re not goin’ out there sounding like medieval ponces!”
“Zounds! Thou art aright. Let us abide, Ianto.”
“Tosh, please tell me the effects of that bloody device will wear off soon! Otherwise I’ll be forced to kill them!”
The End