Jack cornered Ianto in the archives, looking desperate.
“Ianto, I need your help tonight. I have to break into the library.”
“I just found a book I forgot to return. It’s kinda overdue, I don’t want to get fined.”
“Suck it up, Jack; we all have to pay to pay our fines, why can’t you?”
“This book is really overdue, and the new librarian scares me.” Jack made puppy dog eyes.
“Exactly how overdue are we talking here?”
“Umm, 73 years?”
Ianto rolled his eyes.
“Only you. Fine, I’ll help. But if we’re caught, you can do the explaining!”
TBC in 'After Hours Visit' (Chapter 298)