Hearing the vacuum cleaner running, Jack headed down to the boardroom, hoping to sneak up on Ianto for a crafty grope, but the sight that met his eyes wasn’t at all what he expected.
Ianto was there, but what on earth was he doing?
“Run it lightly along, head end to tail end, smooth strokes… That’s right, you’re getting the hang of it now!”
Jack shook himself and cleared his throat.
“Ianto? Care to explain?”
“Just teaching Nosy to use the vacuum cleaner.”
“Gets rid of all those loose hairs.”
“Of course it does. What was I thinking?”