Jack was chatting with the team about his and Ianto’s invitation to Royal Ascot.
“Ianto’s going in his birthday suit,” he informed them cheerfully.
Gwen immediately choked on her coffee, while Tosh eyed Ianto appraisingly with a sly grin.
Ianto just shook his head in despair.
“I worry about you lot sometimes. I’m wearing the suit Jack gave me for my birthday, not going in the nude.”
“Thank God,” said Owen, “I can do without those mental images.”
“I can’t attend nude,” Ianto continued blithely, “I’d have nowhere to put my betting slips.”
Gwen promptly choked on her coffee again.
A/N: Prompt was ‘Birthday suit’