Author's Notes:
Drabble number 33 for Challenge 316 – Reverse Fandom – How I Met Your Mother at tw100. This one and the next one take a look at the scientific side of things. Prompt at the end.

Summary: Owen reports on his examination of Daisy.

Owen had taken charge of examining Daisy thoroughly. She’d been a very cooperative patient, unlike most of the team. Once everyone had gathered in the boardroom, he reported his findings.

“Scans confirm a young adult wallaby, female, with some minor Rift influenced genetic alterations, a mix of DNA fragments from seven different alien species, as well as dog, chimpanzee and approximately 0.4% human, resulting in slightly increased intelligence, opposable thumbs, and some empathic awareness from the alien bits. Basically, she’s a healthy, evolutionarily advanced wallaby, slightly smarter than a chimp, mentally and emotionally adapted to being precisely what she is.”


A/N: Title used is ‘Definitions’


TBC in ‘One Giant Leap’