Jack wandered over as the cog door opened; Ianto and Owen were just returning from checking out a minor Rift spike. Scowling, Owen stomped straight down to the autopsy bay. Ianto completely failed to keep a straight face.
“Okay, out with it, what did you find?”
“Oh, nothing really,” Ianto chuckled. “Seems to have just been a hiccup. Nothing dangerous to be seen, was there, Owen?”
“Shut up, Teaboy! I thought it was an alien!” Ianto was never going to let him live it down.
Jack waited patiently for an explanation.
“Not to worry, Jack. Owen shot the vicious pineapple.”
A/N: Title used was ‘The Pineapple Incident’