Their wedding wasn’t a complete disaster, but it was certainly… different. It hadn’t been intentional, but Torchwood had a bad habit of throwing a spanner in the works on such occasions.
Jack had wanted doves to be released, but his best man had other ideas.
“Doves are boring! Everybody has doves! On Berellis 9 they use squinches to represent fidelity.” Ianto wasn’t sure how that translated to them having a flock of flamingos, but they’d been nice. Until they’d stampeded through the guests.
“At least it was memorable,” Jack sighed. “Never should’ve asked the Doctor to be my Best Man.”
A/N2: Title used was ‘The Best Man’