Torchwood had been called to deal with a disturbance at the castle. The reason wasn’t clear, the police were oddly reluctant to go into detail, but when the team arrived it quickly became obvious.
Jack approached the pair of tourists with a stern expression on his face.
“You shouldn’t be here, you’ll have to leave.”
“Oh dear! Terrible sorry, not mean to bother folks. We not from here.”
“Yeah, I got that.”
The blue skin and tentacles were a dead giveaway.
“This not Rigellia?”
“No, it’s Earth.”
The alien glared at its companion.
“See? Wrong turn!”
“Map upside down. Sorry.”
A/N2: Title used was ‘We're Not From Here’