Jack was surprised to see Ianto leaving a pub. He’d told Jack he would be at his sister’s tonight, babysitting so she and Johnny could have a night out. Jack had planned to go over there in a bit with a rented movie. He wondered if he’d got his days mixed up. Ah well, he’d just go say hi and find out.
“Hey, gorgeous, wanna go have some fun?” He gave Ianto a little grope.
That got him punched.
“Mind who you’re groping, I’m a married man!”
“Ah, no. I’m Gareth. Ianto’s my cousin. Everyone says we look alike.”