“Right,” said Ianto, “I’m off to the library, does anyone have any books to return?”
“I do!” yelled Jack, scrambling to fetch his books. “I’ve got a book reserved too. Just came in, could you collect it for me please?” He gave Ianto his best puppy dog eyes as he handed over his books and library card.
“No problem, Cariad.”
Nosy hurriedly slithered over, its toy cart laden with books.
“Yes, Nosy, I’ll get you some more books.”
“Hang on, Nosy has a library card?” Owen was stunned.
“Of course it does,” Ianto smirked. “Under the name Neil Ayson.”
A/N: Confused by Nosy’s alias? Try reading it backwards ;)