Author's Notes:
This one’s for milady_dragon. Prompt at the end.

Summary: Ianto is less than pleased with Jack.

After a long and tiring day at work, Ianto and Jack headed home, more than ready for an early night.

As he was sliding wearily into bed, Ianto froze.

Something was digging into his arse, and it wasn’t the pleasing something that usually dug into him when he shared his bed with Jack.

Reaching down carefully, he felt around and… Just as he thought!

“Crumbs! Jack, what have I told you about eating crackers in bed?”

“Ummmm, use a plate?” Jack mumbled.

“No, I think you’ll find that what I actually said was ‘Don’t’.”


“You will be!”

Jack winced.

The End

A/N: Prompt ‘Jack gets cracker crumbs in bed and Ianto is not amused’.