Ianto watched in concern. Nosy and Myfanwy were motionless, gazing with rapt attention at the TV Jack had installed. It was a disturbing sight.
Eyes widening in horror as he heard the theme tune begin, he spun on his heel, storming off in search of Jack.
“Jack? How could you?”
“Huh? What did I do now?”
“Myf and Nosy are glued to the TV!” Seeing Jack’s look of alarm, he added, “Not literally, idiot!”
“Thank God. You had me worried there.”
“You should be worried! You’ve turned our pets into couch potatoes! Worse than that, they’re watching Home and Away!”
A/N: Apologies to any fans of the soap.