Despite being used to the strange effects of alien technology, they all agreed this was among the strangest.
Tosh had started knitting and couldn’t stop.
As it was usually her job to figure out alien devices and reverse their effects, that was a bit of a problem.
Well, two problems really. Tosh only knew garter stitch and had no idea how to cast off, so just kept knitting while the others tried to work out how to turn the damn thing off.
‘On the bright side,’ thought Tosh, ‘it looks like I might break the record for world’s longest scarf!’