Ianto stared at the small group of aliens huddled together in the tourist office. They had endured an unimaginably long and perilous journey to reach Cardiff and now they stood before him, nervous yet hopeful that their quest had not been in vain.
“Let me get this straight. You travelled to Cardiff from the other end of the galaxy?”
Seven heads nodded in unison, round eyes blinking solemnly.
“Loooong way! Many danger. Much time pass.”
“All that way for…?”
“Great delicacy. We take back, we heroes, much praise, many females!”
“Wait here. I have to go shopping. For dog biscuits.”