Author's Notes:
Everything seems to be getting a sequel! This is my absolutely final drabble for Challenge 294 – Teddy Bears’ Picnic at tw100.

Summary: Jack’s mission to the costume party was successful, but he’s developed a slight problem…

“Calm down, Jack.” Ianto attempted to soothe his agitated lover. “Tosh assures me it’s not the costume; we’ll have you back to normal as soon as she figures out the tech you brought back.”

“Calm down? I’m a BEAR, Ianto! Bad enough I had to dress as one, but now I’m a walking, talking TEDDY BEAR! Why would I calm down?”

Jack waved his furry arms about, accidentally knocking Ianto over.

“Ow!”

“Sorry.” He bent to help Ianto up and… “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

“You growl when you bend over!” sniggered Owen.

Bear-Jack glared.

“Next person who giggles is fired!”

Silence.

“That’s better.”

The End