Author's Notes:
Everything seems to be getting a sequel! This is my absolutely final drabble for Challenge 294 – Teddy Bears’ Picnic at tw100.

Summary: Jack’s mission to the costume party was successful, but he’s developed a slight problem…

“Calm down, Jack.” Ianto attempted to soothe his agitated lover. “Tosh assures me it’s not the costume; we’ll have you back to normal as soon as she figures out the tech you brought back.”

“Calm down? I’m a BEAR, Ianto! Bad enough I had to dress as one, but now I’m a walking, talking TEDDY BEAR! Why would I calm down?”

Jack waved his furry arms about, accidentally knocking Ianto over.


“Sorry.” He bent to help Ianto up and… “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

“You growl when you bend over!” sniggered Owen.

Bear-Jack glared.

“Next person who giggles is fired!”


“That’s better.”

The End